Was a good day today. The hellest of yeahs

lmao let’s do this

Who in the hell

ANAL

Well, my workout playlist ended right before I got there, but I finished out that last 0.07. Cheers, Meg.

Cape Verde after 90 minutes against the best team in the world

FOLKS I’m checking off something from my bucket list today 🥹

No. Absolutely fucking not. Do not fucking do this. I will sever ties with anyone who admits to wearing this abomination.

Triolo?

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“The rise ball will be your reckoning!”

Sometimes the headline just captures the insanity perfectly

TOONS GAMES CHARACTERS DOWNLOADS STORE E-MAIL

I can’t believe it

Good morning you fuckin dipshits. You dunderheads. You blithering idiots. Look at this shit. Just look at it and be happy, losers.

what a great day to be alive on April 25

Wait I like this one better

Guys we did it

Who’s ready for Wrestlemania Sunday?

I know it’s April 18 but lmao

Lefty. Wearing #33. Kinda stands like him a little bit

When you’re at a monastery and you ask who the leader is

My wife was shocked and appalled to learn that Birdo was a villain. Oh my sweet summer child, do not let the cute face fool you, this girl is pure evil

Wow Atlanta, kind of a dick move. I think they should get paid, honestly

My county is blue omg 😱

SO YOU’RE SAYING THERES A CHANCE

Is Coleman on here? I owe him an asswhoopin for this headline 😂