Dustin Bones
@dustinbones
34 y/o male from Colorado. I mostly share art and talk about Pokemon. Check out my stuff on YouTube!
The new Johnny Blue Skies album is Just Okay but I want to kiss this album art. I want to frame it next to ELO's Out of the Blue on my wall.
Orserk and Solmora are to no longer be assigned together. This screenshot does not get across the way Orserk gyrates while discharging, with Solmora holding on tight to their hips the whole time.
The trick with having a sexual relationship with your Digimon is eventually they're going to overexert themselves and devolve, and may still expect you to be intimate with them. Which is fine if Venusmon reverts to Mermaimon, and less fine if she reverts to Shellmon.
The first match I won because my opponent couldn't decide which of their final two Pokemon to send out. At least their trainer is cute, and I got to enjoy some nifty camera angles.
I have better music unlocks than you guys do, because I'm really good at Pokemon Champions.
Here's where the new post starts. Maybe you end the first one with "Darrow was an interesting guy!", which signals to the reader that you have more to say on the matter.
These are the anointed ones. The Ribbon Master species. The 34 Shadow Pokemon that can visit every other region up until Paldea to collect 44 ribbons. (45 if you hit the lottery and they're Scale 0 or 255.)
So this is my rough approximation of every title available for any given Pokemon in Champions, provided they're compatible with the game you want the title in. The Switch ones are going to be the easiest to still get.
Not shown: Celebi is sitting alone in a box, because of how numbers work. I'd ideally be doing Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald next, but I really do not want to mess with cartridges if I can help it.
IT'S FINISHED. I finally gathered every single species of Pokemon that can have the Game Boy Origin Mark, from across Virtual Console Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver, and Crystal on the 3DS. I have a complete kind of vintage collection.
I now have hard evidence that Kalosians are mean to me. What agreement did you animals reach?
Also I forgot to post this earlier. There are 1400 goddamn Yo-Kai, and there are a lot of strong contenders for best/cutest, but ultimately I picked the one that looks like a Persona and least like the rest of the cast.
It's really hard to pick JUST thirty favorite Pokemon. Especially when you're doing it more or less by hand instead of just taking the picker's word for it.
So my primary complaint with Spirit Valley, the one I would levy against it the most, is that it just seems like its monster designer(s) aren't that horny. Despite being a fuckable monster tamer, the monsters really aren't monsters OR all that fuckable. It's just thirty or so bland shortstacks.
It is impossible to find clean art of any given Monster Rancher scrungly that isn't like, base Suezo or Mochi.
There! Thirty favorite Digimon, more or less in order. I only settled on thirty because it was a logical number for Pokemon.
It's my regret to report that Rex is the best Primary Spirit in the game.