Dan Wade
@dwade
Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.
If you liked France v. England in the the third place game of the World Cup, might I interest you in FC Cincinnati vs. Vancouver Whitecaps? #SaveTheCaps
Look, I get it: Grammar isn't fun or sexy. But without someone on staff who can deal with it, you end up paying to run an ad with a headline that sounds like your firm is an expensive way to racially divide neighborhoods. Hyphens. How do they work?
It's just 12:30 on Monday, but I'm ready to award AI Slop of the Week. Where are you shopping first: WIDE or WhorePrice?
Look, I love a good news hook for a B2B blog, but this is a bridge too far. Even for me.
I know this is stating the obvious, but we're so close to a perfect Fibonacci day at the World Cup and that would be spectacular!
It’s not really a party-worthy stump, but it is mine. Finally finished off what lightning started!
Huh, the Allianz wifi didn't like the gif version of this I guess. Here's Mudonna in all her flag-waving glory!
So the kids march was a hoot. Mudonna might be my new favorite mascot for this!
Me: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS! VAMOOOOS!! Kayla: Did you say your cardiologist is in Denver or Des Moines, because one is on the way…
Forgot to set an alarm, but it turns out a small, shockingly well-read cactus yelling “NOW FOR WRATH, NOW FOR RUIN, AND THE RED DAWN!” does just fine. Last leg. 8.5 hrs left.
One thing that will be hard to convey to future generations — assuming there are any — is the whiplash of this period. Everything is consequential, nothing is real.
It was between my apartment and my office when I lived in STL. No matter how terrible my day was, walking out and seeing the sun set over a giant mantis was always pretty great. More urban surrealism!