Dylan Roth

@dylanroth

Storyteller and erstwhile freelance film & TV commentator. Bass, vocals, and songs in No Jersey. Co-host of The Pod Universe. Avatar by Joe Hunter. He/him

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Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jul 14

No Jersey is playing in Manhattan this Thursday night! Come see us play and also help us pay to send our drummer to get his fucking hear looked at by a medical professional www.eventbrite.com/e/tjo-presen...

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jul 4

wwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIFE

It’s me kissing my wife, our noses are all smushed up against each other

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jul 4

Let’s go Mets

It’s Pinhead. The joke is this guy loves pain

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 29

If you see this post your mentor

Jean-Luc Picard: It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 24

new hat

I’m in a bodega wearing my new blue-on-gray baseball cap. It says “New York” in a spaghetti script, like on the Mets alternate away jerseys.

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 21

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 21

“Oh my God last nights game was unwatchable. METS”

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 18

My studio is coming together and I’ve never been better equipped to be a guest on your stream or podcast. Hit me up if you think that’d be fun!

Pierce on Community, disheveled and angry: “Invite me to your crap”

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 18

You all see it too, right?

Theatrical poster to Steven Spielberg’s War of the Worlds, which has an alien tentacle hand wrapping around the earth

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 18

Name a TV show you’re sure no one remembers but you

Century City, a legal procedural set in the near future dealing with sci-fi legal issues, starring Ioan Gruffud, Hector Elizondo, Nestor Carbonell, and VIOLA DAVIS?!?! I’m pretty sure this was my introduction to Viola Davis. It ran for 9 episodes in 2004.

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 8

We don't usually see each others headers. Here's mine. Quote post with yours

Daffy Duck sits back in a lounge chair in the corner of a boxing ring, smoking a cigar and reading a newspaper whose header reads, simply, "WIFE." He looks like the most contented being on Earth.

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 3

It's what's for dinner join us at twitch.tv/StressMuppet

Screencap from our stream featuring BEEF from Phantom of the Paradise

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 3

TONIGHT is the fundraising stream with @allnewdom.bsky.social, where we’ll be holding court and watching great movies until we raise $7k to help Dom get more permanent housing. Donate here to help choose the films: ko-fi.com/allnewdom/go... And subscribe here to watch: twitch.tv/StressMuppet

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· Jun 1

Progress report for my fundraising stream with @allnewdom.bsky.social this coming Wednesday night! Join the Discord, where the stream will be happening because we’d rather not get booted off of Twitch or YouTube: discord.gg/HTzT3R8a3 And of course, donate to Dom: ko-fi.com/allnewdom/go...

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· May 31

Includes possibly my all-time favorite

Salma Hayek as Elisa: How dare you say something like that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues!

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· May 28

Hell I’ll just use this as a takes delivery system

Second Doctor title card: “The Animated Remakes Kinda Rule, Actually”

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· May 28

Oh man he added an Eighth Doctor one

Doctor Who TV movie title card:
“Prologue to light eight million audio dramas”

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· May 28

Eleventh Doctor title card: “We’re still trying to decide if the Doctor is horny”

Dylan Roth@dylanroth· May 28

WEDNESDAY JUNE 3RD @ 7pm ET I’m running a movie marathon to help my fave film critic @allnewdom.bsky.social out of a financial quagmire. Donate to his Ko-Fi to decide which of his favorite movies we’ll watch! Ko-fi.com/allnewdom