In other news, I am 12.

Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY)

🎶Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the flooooooor🎶

Had a blast at the #Denver #SFB16 live draft yesterday! Got to hang with @kaceykasem.bsky.social, who I’ve known from FF Twitter forever. Also, I had nowhere near the sensory overwhelm I had at last yr’s event. BIG milestone in how far I’ve come since last yr in adapting to my #AuDHD.

A cross between a Duggar and Al Pacino in Heat

When you inject yourself with this thing’s DNA

Don’t have any dynasty shares, now I don’t want any

Both Jesus Christ and Anakin Skywalker are playing quarterback in the NFL this year. What a time to be alive.

Roses are red, Underpants go in the dresser

Open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards

I think she and Teddy might be related!

Drafting #SFB live for the first time! #sfb15 #sfblive #denver

The child? Okay. The movie? Uh oh.

I don’t think I heard Groovy Dead before it was on Letterkenny but everything else is stuff I legit listened to on X 101.5 everyday

Smoked & roasted pumpkin seeds w/chili-lime seasoning and mesquite sea salt

Smoked some damn-near perfect pork butt tonight. 9 hours in the Traeger. Bit of a late dinner but totally worth the wait!