James Chapeau 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@dystopianpiscean
Slava Ukraini! I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
Fuck you Trump. "We are holding Canada responsible for the fact that they are not properly maintaining their Forests, and Brush therein, and the United States is being unnecessarily invaded by filthy, polluted, and unhealthy air," He's describing himself; filthy, polluted, and unhealthy 😀
These are the new Trump coins that are going to be released soon. Mexico has the Peso and America will have the Pedo. If the guys who founded America in 1776 knew who the president would be 250 years later, they'd have gone back to England
Could we see something mirroring the plot of “The Kraken Wakes?” Written by the guy who wrote The Triffids
This is the most Trump thing ever, spending $60 million on an UFC event at the White House to celebrate his 80th birthday. Meanwhile the weather is going to be thunderstorms, high winds, torrential rain and clouds of mosquitoes and gnats. You read that correctly, a biblical infestation of pests 😀
Loneliness-maxxing is amazing. Spend time with your favourite person, yourself. Forget about your stupid annoying relationships and anxieties and worries because nobody cares about them. All it takes is a day or two doing whatever the hell you want, to make you not care about that shit either
The Romans had bread and circuses, the Americans have pizza and UFC fights on the President's lawn. The forecast for DC this weekend is for very hot and humid weather, and Trump will love that, there's nothing like the sight of half-naked sweaty men grappling with one another that gets his attention
My portable Sony Minidisc recorder, what was I thinking? 😀
If the weather's good, the Artemis II mission is gonna launch today and for the first time in 54 years a crew is going to be heading out of Earth's orbit, circle around the moon and come back. So they're going to the dark side of the moon and I'm sure they'll be playing Pink Floyd as they do 🌗
Shouldn't this be the other way around? #trump #netanyahu
Happy International Women’s Day! Which really should be everyday
The return of dead American soldiers Trump: I hope people buy these hats, I've got a lot of them Melania: Why he not dead yet? Vance: I miss my couch
I've watched The Fellowship of the Ring about 20 times. It's definitely my favorite movie of the trilogy and one of my favorite movies of all times. The way it starts out in the bucolic town of Hobbiton, classic
I had respect for Messi, one of the greatest soccer players in the world today. No more Lionel Messi has been criticised for meeting President Trump and applauding the Iran war at an White House event honouring the Argentinian superstar and his Inter Miami team #messi
Byron Noem must be relieved that someone else is bonking Krusti
Jubilation at today's protest. Some of the people I spoke to had mixed feelings about the attack on Iran by the US and Israel, but they were happy about the apparent death of the Iranian dictator. After 47 years of brutal oppression they need some good news, even though innocent Iranians will die
