Extremely watchable.

Highly readable.

I’d never seen this picture before. #EamonnPeace

CAT HITLER.

Somewhat readable.

In Belgium, they sell beer (BEER) for dogs (DOGS).

Highly readable. (Out on 13 August.)

Very readable.

Exciting new phrase I’ve just learned. A HAT OF SHITE.

Fuckin’ Straya, mate.

Very readable.

SEO politics. Entertainment and hospitality venues have far bigger problems to fix. Saving them a grand a year is like throwing someone a bandage when they’re already in the crocodile’s mouth.

Highly readable. (Although he does swerve much of the John Phillips unpleasantness.)

Very readable.

Happy 12th July!

This is great (not the leukaemia part) and makes me almost – almost – want to apologise for that time I stole his bike. @jamieeast.co.uk

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Very readable.

Farage press conference.

Very readable. (Out in September.)

Pretty readable.

It (football) is coming home (England).

Def Leppard being excellent at their pop concert last night.

Still relevant.

This is the best thing on Brian I’ve read so far.

Happy Canada Day to the country’s greatest export.

Very readable (“Only £1”).

Pretty readable.

Highly readable.

Both (BOTH!) of his autobiographies are “not very good”.