Coyote / J. Stryker | Memento Vivere 🍃
@easterncoyote
Nature, night, fire, canids, corvids, misanthropy, biocentrism. They/them.
I’m in a DV situation. I’ll be homeless any day now. I need to crowdsource. Basic stuff: a used laptop, AirBNB, a storage unit, transportation. PROBLEM: Apple Wallet is rejecting my card. My bank account isn’t empty. Weird. Can we try PayPal? catacaustic77@gmail.com. Even $5 helps. THANK YOU! 💚
Is it true that sadistic wealthy fucks are paying crackheads to stalk and torment people? What about the rumor that they kill their victims on “live TV”? Brutally murdering innocent people and livestreaming it to an audience on the internet? Humanity is deeply, deeply sick.
I’ll be crowdsourcing soon. If you loathe Gofundme campaigns, you can temporarily mute me on Bluesky after it launches. Goal: Escape domestic violence. Move far away. Embrace a new life. Stay tuned for the juicy, depressing details of my current situation. ;) It’s a miracle that I’m still alive.
Hey, cool! Earthjustice and Stand Up for Science are following me. If you can, donate! Even $5 helps. Trump hates science and corporate accountability. He cut funding for those agencies. It’s like he’s afraid of people who ask questions… Cc: @earthjustice.org, @standupforscience.net
I’m agender. “They.” “Them.” Contrary to social media’s collective opinion, I don’t alternate between genders. Don’t call me “he” OR “she”, please and thanks. Allies: You can make our lives easier by adding your pronouns to your profiles. If you already have, thank you! 💚 #Pride #PrideMonth
You need an inexpensive used car. Something to last for at least 3-4 years. The less expensive, the better. QUESTION: How much would you expect to pay (taxes included)? OPTIONAL: Any make & model suggestions, aside from “buy Asian”? (No manuals. No “women’s cars”; I’m 5’9. Roominess is good!)
Terminology for those who love the natural world.
Alexandra Winteraven writes about the sacred feminine, the Earth, and the wildness of women, wherein beauty and terror inhabit one body. "a living earth includes rot, parasites, mothers eating their young. it includes storms that do not care about your nervous system." substack.com/@alexandrawi...
GRATITUDE THREAD! While cleaning the foyer and packing for moving, I found an uncashed government cheque dated January 2011. It's expired, but the money itself can be traced and reissued, hopefully. :D Tell me about one of your recent wins. No matter how small. What made (or is making) you happy?
ARTISTS: If someone is illegally selling your work on Etsy or Temu, you’d want to be notified, right? Scammers are legion. Reporting them is a royal pain, but I hope it’s worthwhile? Below: Temu screenshots. (I can’t do alt text right now, sorry.)
Coyote by Terry Vanderheiden (August 2020). Coyotes’ senses are scarily acute: “There are countless stories that hunters will tell you about coyotes hearing something as soft as the safety of a gun being clicked off at hundreds of yards away can scare a coyote off.” imagelight.com/naturepodcas...
Did You Know? #Coyotes are stabby. They stab with their forepaws. Long, slender paws. Long, slender claws. They stab prey. They stab other coyotes. 🐾🔪🩸 Please share a mildly disturbing and/or gory wildlife fact. Any species. (For the purposes of this question, housecats don’t count.)
Best team EVER. ❤️ Gotta ask: is Ryker a drama queen? I almost adopted a Shiba Inu. They have a Reputation. (I found this charming.) Which reminds me…
Shameless repost: Where are my fellow neurodivergents? Say hi! 👋 We should band together. Neurotypicals are weird. I don't trust them. I don’t trust “normal”.
EMERGENCY. I am formally requesting a donation in the amount of $1.00. One dollar. (USD, preferably, because of transfer fees.) My Adderall script: $5.28. My bank balance: $4.81. I’m losing it over here. HELP. 🤦😂 PayPal: catacaustic77@gmail.com. Thank you for saving my life. 💚
What the fuck is going on? I am being stalked. I am being hunted. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO KILL ME. Why is he LAUGHING?
Lol. Does anybody know how to perform miracles?
“Scientists note that snake vision is part of a broader trend where nature-inspired engineering is driving innovation — much like birds influenced aviation and marine life shaped ship design.” Scientists develop ‘snake vision’ camera inspired by pit vipers newskarnataka.com/technology/s...
PSA (27/12/2015): 1) I’m mass-unfollowing accounts. Anyone who doesn’t interact with me, or who I don’t recognize. 2) If I’ve added you, your profile sounded cool. I still need to skim through accounts manually, so you might be removed. 3) I don’t care about followbacks. Welcome! 🍻
Happy news! My new government ID has arrived. Gender: 𝑿. I AM OFFICIALLY NONBINARY. When I hear strangers whispering “Is that a guy or a girl?” a little too loudly, I’ll smile and flip a coin. Celebrate with me. :D
Wanna party? I’ve got music. 🎉 Seriously, this entire album has Old Man Coyote energy.
Kill all yesterdays Let’s just start again.
The “wayward coyote“ not only escaped, but ALSO had a drink named after him. (Has anyone named a drink after YOU? No? Sad.) Good on him, the little bugger. I‘ll drink to that. 🍻 “Coyote cocktail: Fort Myers hotel honors rare animal visit with drink” www.news-press.com/story/life/f...
Unlike most coyote stories, this story ends well. Fort Myers Press – “Coyote trapped on ledge of luxury hotel in downtown Fort Myers” www.news-press.com/story/news/l...