"They sure do got a lot of ads on this Netflix thing, huh? Well I'll tell you what they don't have on here: Landman. My TV show, Landman. They only got that on Paramount+. I took this ad out myself, by the way. I told them I'd sue if they didn't put it on during this baseball thing. And I will."
"Uh, hey dude, it's Bryce again. Sorry that you lost the rest of your money betting on me to win the Home Run Derby. I told you not to do that, I told you I might not actually even be in the Derby, I'm not even sure how you made that bet before I got in it. You gotta stop doing this."
Yes, gas prices are going up but our new PAYNE AT THE PUMP program will make it fun for the whole family: now you can watch 1995's MAJOR PAYNE in 2.5 minute bites! Note: It will not remember what scenes you've already watched. And sometimes it will show 1994's RENAISSANCE MAN but we don't know why.
Not to be confused with Marvel comics supervillain Swarm, The Nazi Made of Bees.
"I want to tell you something, Larry. You have a big mouth. Now I'm going to show you a bigger one. I'm going to turn you in anyway!" "Here's $2,500. Go ahead and take it." "No I don't think so, Larry. I don't think I want your money. I think you fucked up my beach, and I think you're going away."
"You know me. I drove an $80,000 red BMW that's parked right outside. Bad fish? I don't give a shit. But I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, pal. For $10,000 I can go out there tonight with no mates, no volunteers and catch this shark myself. Tonight! Two hours! Can you? Can YOU?"
"A lovely piece, Adrien, quite lovely. And you're *sure* you won't sell it to me?"
All these stories about the July 4th fireworks being late or having some wild, probably unsafe number of fireworks ready to go are all just a part of the machine that's been designed to finally capture...THE PHANTOM.
"You see Bullet Train? Ed? You catch that one, Bullet Train? One of the John Wick guys directed it, I forget which. Anyway, I took this hat right off the set and they didn't do shit about it. Nobody said word one. It's my hat now."
Keaton Wagler had an unexpected rise up the NBA Draft rankings. Now that he's this year's #5 pick, the real test begins: can he become the most famous Keaton associated with the NBA?
Growing concerns about Australian fans making it to today's game against the US in Seattle. Thousands are lined up outside the Museum of Pop Culture - which opens soon - to see the truck from the video from "Beds Are Burning", on display this weekend only as part of its Trucks In Rock exhibit.
MrBeast (Jimmy, as I call him) is still only #2 on the list for James Patterson collaborators
Thinking about an alternate history where they started making a parallel American Doctor Who show isn't original, I know, but thinking about a version where the show ends up with Andrew Dice Clay as The Doctor?
Big weekend for Victors. Spurs make the NBA Finals tonight, and of course, an all new episode of the MGM+ hit series FROM tomorrow.
"I'm warning you, with peace and love, do not send in any more fanart of Ricard Starrgroin, me player character on the Boys of Dungeon Lane actual play podcast. Paul says he doesn't have any more room for your drawrings and I don't want to take them home. No more fanart after this episode."
"This is me gaming table. This is where it all happens, a new episode every week, The Boys of Dungeon Lane. We'll have some fun, y'know, but we're going to try to play for real."
Some people will think Paul is new to D&D, but he's actually been interested for a few years now.