Cozy Eb
@ebonielon
Crone. Baker. Cozy.
I've gone up two bra cup sizes since I had my hysterectomy, I did not sign up for this. From a B to a D
The final stage of becoming an adult woman is realizing that my favorite member of Destiny's Child was Michelle
I have hated this racist woman and rooted for her downfall since this moment. She is the worst. The worst Jennifer. The worst white actress. The worst Affleck wife. THEE WORST. I'm sad Regina Hall has to work with nasty bitches like her.
Idk. I'm looking funny at all of bakers who praise this machine. It is SO bad y'all. I have been making this recipe for over 20 years and I worked so hard to scale, and just one night of working with it has destroyed my confidence and has me questioning if I can really run a bakery...
I'm giving my daughter cinnamon rolls and yellow cake/chocolate frosting sweet rolls to take to her job and now she's got me stressed because she will absolutely steal them and hide them away I'm sorry I don't trust her 😂
Y'all this house is for sale in my neighborhood and look at this AI slop. Who the fuck is gonna care enough to squint and look at this shit??
If the young ones want to know what it was like living in the era of the supermodel, just show them this:
I'm reading a book that was published in the early 90s, and the main character mentions splurging and using the last of her bubble bath called Vitabath. I've NEVER heard of this product. Any thoughts? It's still kinda pricey
I've never given much thought to reincarnation, but my sister sent this to me yesterday. This is my great-great grandfather and his family. The little boy in the middle, my great grandfather, is an actual doppelganger of my nephew and we honestly don't know what to think. Its unsettling.
Before we run the clock out on Black Music Month, lemme post this diva right quick
I made brown butter rice krispy treats with edible cookie dough on top, and at some point, I'm going to have to take the blame for gaining weight on GLP1s It's ALL ME. Anyway. Photoshoot tomorrow because these are definitely going on the menu
I just finished a 27 book mystery series and went to Google to find out when the next book is coming out, only to find out that the author died last year. So, not only am I experiencing an intense case of book series hangovers, I'm kind of morning the author AND the characters. 🥺 So bummed out.
Couldn't find an appropriate news article to share with you all because news organizations could not care less about women's health. This is a game changer. I suffer from recurring UTIs and Sepsis had always been a fear of mine. All women with recurring UTIs should be on estrogen cream.
I just found out that YouTube has DMs now and the man I'm married to is so mean to me
There's a straight white male baker on Instagram who wears bonnets while he's baking and somehow not a single person is in the comments calling him lazy, ghetto or unprofessional