Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll

@ebrend

Lil guy, yeen lover and magic player 27 years old. MDNI since I repost more nudes now He/him Unorganized Anarchist in sweden

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Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· May 5

Teasing an exeggutor babe?

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Mar 27

Lean into the doll esthetic and keep your legs and arms stiff while naked

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Mar 22

I bought bestie fallout

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Mar 18

The amazing @merriberry.bsky.social drew rend and he looks absolutely dapper!

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Mar 13

Yolo made Rend as a pony

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Feb 17

When you have her in your puter and your hand

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Feb 6

So, on video call with my bff while their getting ready to shower, So as they're getting undress I'm sitting there like a dork explaining my current fave mill combo in magic. (they mill 6 every time I draw and if ANY cards match color it repeats until they mill 6 cards with no matching colors)

The Water Crystal
{2}{U}{U}
Legendary Artifact

Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

If an opponent would mill one or more cards, they mill that many cards plus four instead.

{4}{U}{U}, {T}: Each opponent mills cards equal to the number of cards in your hand.

“Crystal of water, may you regain your light.”
—Aria Benett

Sphinx's Tutelage
{2}{U}
Enchantment

Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards. If two nonland cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process.

{5}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

“You’ve never considered the implications of dealing with another telepath, Jace.”

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Nov 1

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Sep 18

I do have to say that I love the symbiote art for the universes within. Like please lets go to this plane

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Jul 12

Got gifted a book for my birthday only to find that its maybe signed? Dunno if bookburners has like a cute printed signature but definitely a surprise

First page of the novel bookburners with a Max Gladstone signature in red ink

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Jun 15

What happens when you don't get to see your bff for a week or two

A discord call lasting 9 hours. Between me and "Problematic Yaoi Lover"

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Jun 12

I could totally throw some bread up there

A bowl shaped ceiling lamp, perfect for holding bread if someone threw it up there

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Jun 12

A Dril tweet with the text "(me after seeing two guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if ot isn't the blowjob brothers"

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 27

Whenever a nontoken permanent enters the battlefield reveal the top card of your library. put it in your hand if it shares a card type with that permanent. If you can't, create a treasure token

Amareth, the Lustrous
{3}{G}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Whenever another permanent you control enters, look at the top card of your library. If it shares a card type with that permanent, you may reveal that card and put it into your hand.

“Come closer, dear, and let me see that bauble. I’ve got a match for it somewhere…”

6/6

Ganax, Astral Hunter
{4}{R}
Legendary Creature — Dragon

Flying

Whenever Ganax or another Dragon you control enters, create a Treasure token. (It’s an artifact with “{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.”)

Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

3/4

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 19

Easter treat. @rawrglicious.bsky.social @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social

A slice of Roll Cake with whipped cream and a canned apricot slice on top to create the image of a fried egg

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 17

Ghoulcaller Gisa
{3}{B}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Wizard

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature’s power.

“Geralf, must you always whine? I agreed to nothing. I’ll raise ghouls anytime I wish.”

3/4

Apothecary White
{3}{W}
Legendary Creature — Human Cleric

Vigilance

Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.”)

{W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.

3/4

Ojer Pakpatiq, Deepest Epoch
{2}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — God

Flying

Whenever you cast an instant spell from your hand, it gains rebound. (Exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast it from exile without paying its mana cost.)

When Ojer Pakpatiq dies, return it to the battlefield tapped and transformed under its owner’s control with three time counters on it.

4/3
Temple of Cyclical Time
Land

(Transforms from Ojer Pakpatiq, Deepest Epoch.)

{T}: Add {U}. Remove a time counter from this land.

{2}{U}, {T}: Transform this land. Activate only if it has no time counters on it and only as a sorcery.

Chimil gave the Oltec time. Ojer Pakpatiq gave them the tools to learn its lessons.

Esix, Fractal Bloom
{4}{G}{U}
Legendary Creature — Fractal

Flying

The first time you would create one or more tokens during each of your turns, you may instead choose a creature other than Esix and create that many tokens that are copies of that creature.

4/4

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 14

There are three of him. and also he is on the list of individual dogs

Screenshot from Target's dog mascot Bullseye's Wikipedia page showing that his "See also" mentions "List of individual dogs"

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 11

And as is tradition. Hat edit for cat

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 11

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Apr 2

By no means "Reanimation" but definitely a favourite way to return things into circulation

Ebrend, Swedish Gnoll@ebrend· Mar 29

I do like how necromancy is divided over esper and there are neat ways in which the different schools of thought intermingle in ideology and mechanic. White's reverence for death, Blue's connection with improvement, and Black's brute force and quantity driven approach.