Over in Essex watching Billericay v MK Dons in a pre-season friendly ⚽️

We’re back and it’s the London derby! 🏏💯

Finding the exciting pre-season matches! Watching QPR v Fiorentina on this sunny Saturday ⚽️🟣

364 days since the last, the “Thameslink Derby” is back! Watching Sutton v Wimbledon in a pre-season friendly ⚽️

You definitely weren’t in the Midwest then 😅

Today in an episode of what the hell just happened?

The most beautiful of World Cup shirts has arrived 🥰

Penko repping Tkmaxx in the doubles! Queen of the high street 💖

Who?!

Proper journalism from the BBC here

I love this corner of paradise in Croydon and it’s been so well attended! 🎾

Rooting for an upset tonight 😌🇨🇻

Speaking of irritations, I can’t get over how wrong the results in the bracket are showing on the BBC! You can’t have both pens and FT score in bold 😪

It’s true, they do say this about me

every hometown’s got an ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

Flashscore, more like slowscore 😅

The news at 8:30?!

I have a feeling the sub headers and pictures are a bit misplaced 😵‍💫

Japan on the end of another call of the finest margins 🤏🏻

Didn’t realise both countries in the late game had been taken over 👀

This clip has been going round in my head for the entire match

The world to Germany rn:

I’m happy they have Emma Hayes on as pundit but what the fuck are they putting in all these drawers on the ITV set?!

Thousands of pints were simultaneously thrown at TVs around Scotland when this appeared

Also really nice of the Red Arrows to do a fly by for my inaugural game ✈️

I was told I was manager AND captain of a football team at the last moment and it was fun but hell!

Also the case of the disappearing goal line! 👻

If only this was true but there’s pretty much always football happening somewhere in the world 😌