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Brian Baresch

@editer

High-functioning screwup. Thinker and blatherer. Profile pic by Covatar. he/him

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Brian Baresch@editer· 28d

Reminds of NYC 2023.

The NYC skyline in deep orange haze, turning the skyscrapers into mere silhouettes. Also amid the silhouettes is Godzilla.

Brian Baresch@editer· Jul 5

A four-panel cartoon. Captain America answers the phone, "Captain America here, what is your emergency?" A man in indigenous garb responds, "Help us, please!! There's a schoolhouse burning in the village of Huanuni, in the Oruro Department ..." Captain America looks at a map of North and South America. Last panel, the A on his costume now says USA and he answers the phone "Captain USA here, what is your emergency?"

Brian Baresch@editer· Jul 3

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 19

Tangelos

Two tangelos, citrus fruits that look like oranges with nipples

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 17

A light brown guinea pig is shown carrying a plaid bindle on a stick, walking across a grassy area. Text: Donald Trump's hair finally runs off to seek a better life.

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 16

A composite image of an X-ray that appears to be two people's heads close together, and one of the skulls appears to me laughing; that person's hand is making the bunny-ears sign behind the other skull.

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 13

A man in an early 20th-century jalopy seeing a wheel fly off the car. Text: Not that wheel Jesus / the steering wheel

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 7

I'm at Target in the breakfast aisle.

A red and white sign in a Target store lists the contents of aisle H31: Beer and Cereal.

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 5

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Five men in hard hats and related protective gear, standing together in a quarry and giving thumbs up gestures; behind them is a huge dump truck lying on its side. Text: One last photo before we all get fired.

Brian Baresch@editer· Jun 2

A gray and white pit bulldog on a cobblestone walk, licking a bright yellow popsicle held by a human. The people, visible from the hips down, are wearing running gear. It is obviously a very warm day.

Brian Baresch@editer· May 22

It's real.

Screenshot showing a similar result to the quoted post: Google search for the word "ignore" searched without quotes. Top result is Google's AI saying "Understood. How can I help you today?"

Brian Baresch@editer· May 15

Spoof flavors of Lay's potato chips: orange juice & toothpaste, onion and banana juice, diet mountain dew, couch, haggis & watermelon, pepperoni dogfart

Brian Baresch@editer· May 12

An early LOLcat: A light yellow easy chair has a brush of some sort standing against its back; it resembles a very large blue-stemmed puff dandelion. A tabby cat is peering around the side at the brush, its ears pulled back as if it is wary. Caption: IT SUSPECTS NOTHING

Brian Baresch@editer· May 12

A flaming skull floats toward a hole in the wall that is shaped exactly like the skull itself and pushes its face in. A sign above the hole says "Tantrum Hole." "[muffled screaming]" is heard.

Brian Baresch@editer· May 8

The average American has three friends

Meatwad, Master Shake, and Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Brian Baresch@editer· May 1

Post your warning sign

A digital highway sign above a snowy expressway says simply AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 28

Choose the form of the Destructor

A concrete structure in a field with some black and white cattle. One cow is partly behind the structure, and another is peeking out from the other side; the effect is that the cow appears to be about 20 feet long.

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 14

[A hairy man.]
Man: Look, I know you think that since I walked out she could use a guy like you. But trust me. That woman has got a lot going on, and you want none of it.
Man: Get out while you still can.

[Printed across the bottom of the panel.]
Stacey's dad.

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 13

post by angelmutual: my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 7

A bulldog puppy sitting in a yard, wearing what appears to be a disgruntled expression, with text "Of course it's Tuesday / This ain't my Friday face"

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 5

Good luck to the Artemis II crew

The alien crew from Galaxy Quest

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 2

Similarly

A post from bombsfall that says "I'm gonna take my frog to the" with a photo of a street sign saying "Old Pond Rd."

Brian Baresch@editer· Apr 2

Obligatory Gene Rayburn pic

Gene Rayburn, host of Match Game in the 1970s, chats with a contestant. He wears a plaid purple suit; the contestant is wearing tartan in a lighter purple. The set is overwhelmingly orange. Rayburn is holding a skinny microphone about two feet long by the bottom end.

Brian Baresch@editer· Mar 28

Roy Liechtenstein drawing of a man in a suit and tie looking pensive, saying "What was it? ... Damn! I forgot to get a job!"

Brian Baresch@editer· Mar 26

The Thursday Bulldog says there's reason for optimism.

A white French bulldog flopped on the carpet, holding its front paws close together. Text: We are THIS CLOSE to it being Friday!

Brian Baresch@editer· Mar 19

You can get it in some places

A listicle from The Onion of "Top Regional Restaurant Chains" listing made-up eateries such as Captain Donut's Steakhouse, and including a sign for Scrapplebee's

Brian Baresch@editer· Mar 15

Bob Newhart (psychologist version) on the phone in his office

In a still from Green Acres, a man wearing a suit and a bewildered expression talks on an old-timey phone, holding a hammer up to his ear instead of an earpiece as an older man in overalls looks on

Brian Baresch@editer· Mar 9

This is how I access Bluesky.

Two panels from a comic. An angry flaming skull wearing a pointy hat levitates toward an opening in a wall shaped like the skull itself. It pushes its face into the opening, which is labeled "tantrum hole," and muffled screaming is heard.

Brian Baresch@editer· Feb 27

Cartoon by B. Kliban, titled "Always hide in a place where there are a lot of the same things." A scene of a crowd of men in suits and hats and one gorilla in a suit is captioned "Wrong."

Brian Baresch@editer· Feb 26

Bringing this back

The homeland security advisory chart, with Muppets in the red, orange, yellow, blue and Green color: Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Cookie Monster and Oscar.

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