. @redsox.com should have played tonight

thats right

online dating has changed so mucj in 15 years

just got back from a trip to chicago for my birthday looking like this. youll ne fine

my road trip mogged freddy's so hard lmao

theyre saying i have a face for radio so im working on my baseball announcer voice

what do yall know about this?

need this outfit

having my first authentic #chicago hot dog

interesting

ran into jake bennett at the field museum yesterday

my favorite son just hit a 2 run double

chicago i am inside you

ive never time traveled before im scared

good morning from toledo

welcome to beautiful cleveland ohio

what do yall know about albany new york

#YUP

its so hot i burned my fingers counting the money in my sun visor ($70 btw) #flex

real feel temperature hotter than a misiorowski fastball i hope god kills herself

its called a woof because thats what sound it makes

ceddanne rafaela is a top 8 player in all of baseball and he won't even sniff an all-star nod

guess the player

@edward86.bsky.social for God 2028

(to the tune of blackbird by john lennon)

am i stupid? i forget the correct way to get up zoras river but i know its not this, surely

"imagine a burger" i don't have to. #burgersky