Effective Nancy
@effectivenancy
(She/her) Trying to remember the fun things about existential dread. Jane-of-some-trades. Toastie 🍞 ✶ Followback/crypto/AI accounts, religious/political proselytizers, low post accounts, & transphobes blocked on sight ✶ old friends pls DM for Signal/email
i went with showcasing the bounty of the farmer’s market and michigan produce
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? (I’m choosing the first rewatched >5x favorite that came out after my birthday bc it was a very good year)
just dug this up from a while back while looking for something else
his last recorded feeling was: pretty good and also annoyed by my presence. what an excellent, terrible fellow and a joy to have to the end
tfw your human mother has invented the lizard equivalent of the Sharper Image massage chair for you to poop on
the workmen will be here another three hours at least and we are ALL having feelings about this
weird artifacts bc of shooting digital zoom through a window screen, but here is our melting monorail squirrel who shows up in our redbud for at least three years in a row on this specific branch. it’s her favorite heatwave hideout
i’m okay with not being mamdani, in this case; greta is a badass
the elite boarding school for the historically privileged? the warehouse for scions whose parents are otherwise occupied? idk where else that child could possibly have gone for middle school, that’s the place specially equipped to handle kids like him
We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. (perfect for Chicago Tree) Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it)
when you are a very large man taking a quick bath for manly reasons
This is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.
helen’s face may have launched a thousand ships but this shayne punim can attract my attention from another room and that’s a more manageable scale of beauty for my taste
in a massive win for my Depression-era grandparents’ SAVE THAT! ethos i have discovered that the 19-year-old elastic tubes i was given to form hats for my newborn child (twist in middle and fold over for double thickness) also work as padding over my mastectomy incision before putting on compression
literally the first art one encounters when entering my house, gender confirmed
a cozy squirgle who’s been visiting this particular part of this particular branch for three years in a row