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"They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said 'Welcome aboard'." [sometimes nsfw] commie propaganda and degeneracy gaymer, fucking nerd, bunny girl EN : she/they, FR : elle - 27y

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EJRI@ejri· 3d

Bye 👋

EJRI@ejri· 3d

Starting to think yesterday's accident was karma

EJRI@ejri· 3d

Smeargle's terrible pathfinding combined with its constant whining in Pokopia is making it harder and harder for me to still like this Pokémon 😵🙃 "Smearguru", more like smear campaign against Smeargle 😭 #Pokopia

EJRI@ejri· 3d

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlNd...

EJRI@ejri· 5d

This afternoon my Bubbly Bassin town got itself from level 6 to 9 on its own 😭 Then I built like 2/3 of one house and boom level 10 😵‍💫 That mythical boost goes crazy ! #Pokopia

EJRI@ejri· Jun 11

This time it's definitely not my fault #TOTK

EJRI@ejri· Jun 11

Fun fact : Koroks can't drown 🤓

EJRI@ejri· Jun 11

"OOPS" - A Continuation

EJRI@ejri· Jun 10

OOPS #TOTK

EJRI@ejri· Jun 6

Him being benched in TOTK and not getting his long-due Amiibo was my villain origin story

Screenshot from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom showing Rito hottie Teba being reintroduced as the new Rito leader. He's a white furry anthro bird man with black eyeliner and eyebrows for days

EJRI@ejri· Jun 3

Koroks are terrible getaway drivers !

EJRI@ejri· Jun 3

First time that I drive into a tree and the tree hits back #TOTK

EJRI@ejri· Jun 3

"help me step-Purah, I'm stuck !"

Screenshot from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom showing Link's top half emerging out of a wooden floor, phasing through it using the Ascend power. Link is wearing only boxers. Purah (adult form) is close by, facing away

EJRI@ejri· Jun 3

Met Sidon's beard this morning 🫣 #TOTK

Screenshot from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom of Link in the Zora Domain next to three Zora women talking. Two are red and the third, centered and next ti Link, is green and has a manta ray-shaped head. Her name is Yona, and she is Sidon's "fiancée"

EJRI@ejri· Jun 1

Oh my god it gets worse : each booster will have a guaranteed Pikachu card. So it's really 4 cards + Pikachu 🤡

Every 30th Celebration booster pack will also include one of 30 unique foil cards featuring Pikachu, each illustrated by a different artist. Additional new cards in 30th Celebration will depict an array of Pokémon during different moments throughout daytime and nighttime. In addition, fans can discover 30 classic Pokémon cards from across the game's decades-long history that are making a return in 30th Celebration. Each of these classic cards will feature a stunning foil treatment.

EJRI@ejri· Jun 1

This one wouldn't depart so I kept making my raft smaller and smaller, but I didn't reattach the hook well 😅

EJRI@ejri· Jun 1

My first victim 🥰 #TOTK

EJRI@ejri· Jun 1

Why the fuck would I lie about something like that...they turned it back on for me for the third time now since the rude label's been introduced ! And the previous times I knew about it because I'd been warned by other people it happened to, just like this time 🤦‍♀️

Dipshit named "prostate puncher", who i'd never interacted with before, quoted my post and said "Right, we get it, nobody likes the dogshit AI moderation Bluesky has put in place, but can we not lie about it? None of my shit here has changed at all, and its been set to the same shit since they added this "mod service".

Does no good to lie and be paranoid about it."

EJRI@ejri· May 22

When I was on there, I made a folder of creepy unsettling pics (as well as some 3D Shrek porn) to send back whenever I got an unsolicited dickpick 😇 The creepy ones worked as intended, but the naked shrek pics didn't always the intended effects 🥴

Screenshot from a Google Drive folder of creepy and unsettling "photos", mostly in black and white, depicting creatures all staring at the viewer with wide eyes. Includes possessed looking women, anthropomorphic creatures, a clown, etc.
Also, the meme of Shadow pointing a gun towards Alex Yanderedev and saying "terrible cock"

Creepy fake photo of a demonic woman's head popping up from behind a wall and staring at the viewer with wide eyes and a creepy smile. She has pale white skin and long black hair

EJRI@ejri· Apr 25

Yesterday I made a little boat shop for the Shellos family 😊

EJRI@ejri· Apr 25

Ce jeu est tellement incroyable

Capture d'écran de Pokopia montrant Mew qui travaille sur un chantier de démolition avec Steelix et dit, enjoué : "C'est parti mon Kicklee !"

EJRI@ejri· Apr 22

got my badge of honor !

screenshot from a dm notification informing me of the following :
"@antiantiai.bsky.social has added you to the "AI Haters" moderation list"

EJRI@ejri· Apr 19

Joke writes itself

Screenshot of an asshole replying to my skeet defending a trans person getting screenshot mocked for criticizing the AI shilling and transphobia of Bluesky leadership. My skeet was saying "Cis people don't try and paint trans people as "crazy" challenge".
This asshole's reply was "trans person here! You're crazy"

EJRI@ejri· Apr 14

"My girlfriend and I saw you from across the bar and-"

Screenshot from Pokémon Go of shiny base form Castform making a really funny face during the dex animation. It's smirking and its expression is looking mischievous or flirty.

EJRI@ejri· Apr 13

My girlfriend said I should call Detective Pikachu but Mareep did nothing wrong ? It's a perfect innocent baby !

EJRI@ejri· Apr 11

Damn, in a friendly game ? 😭

EJRI@ejri· Apr 10

About 5 minutes of hunting, no shiny boost besides charm, alpha power level 1 😳

Screenshot from Polemon Legends ZA of a shiny alpha Fennekin caught in Hyperspace Lumiose. It has a timid nature

EJRI@ejri· Apr 8

Propriétaire de mon cœur aussi ❤️‍🔥 Elle sera épargnée à la révolution 😩 (cause yes this game is *very* capitalistic from the get go, backseating Rotom is even afraid that the new owner is gonna shut the facility down)

Screenshot from Pokémon Champions showing the Battle Stadium owner, Carvie (in french), a gorgeous young woman with very long flowy ash-blue and pink hair, a white and gold stylish suit? (hard to describe this very fashionable outfit). Her partner Hatterene is by her side. She is, to put it simply, an absolute MOTHER

Second screenshot showing her next to the bear (gay) luchador who is the mayor of the city. As always with recent Pokémon games, the game might look like dogshit, but the character models are always PEAK despite that

EJRI@ejri· Apr 8

trans girl representation 🩷🤍🩵

Screenshot from Pokémon Champions of 3 characters in a lobby. The point of focus here is a cute young woman with a bob, a big forehead and a pink, white and light blue top (yes). She also has a black skirt and pink tights.
Her french name is Totora

EJRI@ejri· Apr 8

TPC truly are the Champions™ of self set-up in the graphics department. I think this juxtaposition might beat the lighthouse moment from Scarlet and Violet 💀 #PokemonChampions