Eleanor Mason
@eleanormwrites
Comedy scriptwriter/director 🏳️🌈 Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink. Will post pics of my cat. She/her eleanormason.co.uk
Walking down the aisle like this so their wedding day means something
Happy pride to Leo, who is so slutty around men that if he was a person he’d be committing pervert crimes (he’s broken into our neighbours house and enjoys sniffing shoes of our male guests)
If you get over the deep cringe of being seen as someone with a cat on a lead you can actually have a nice life
Goodbye to Keir Starmer and good luck Sir as you move onto pastures new
Wants to play, lies in the sun, too hot to play, complains, wants to play, lies in the sun, too hot to play, complains
I knew I was born to be a career level hater when we were asked at school which of these is atrocities is better
Hope you enjoyed Gender, because Cambridge are on a mission to end it
If the lead photo is anything to go by the looks say I’m sorry for your loss
Can I recommend making a short film and putting on a shorts&standup night to screen it in a full gay cinema at the start of a banky hol
We’ve got Caitlin Powell, Mat Smith and Crudi Dench performing followed by short films Lanyard (Wrap Student Film Award winner), Lucky Chicken (LOCO winner) and Slag-Offers (Pigeon Laughs finalist)
We're screening Slag-Offers which will be very fun to watch as it was very fun to make
Couldn't find a doctor to administer one of those "vitamin shots" women got in the 50s so this will have to do
Our short was at LOCO festival this morning (amazing) and I've still got a full day ahead of me, I need whatever they feed american college athletes to keep them going