mechanical jam
@electricjelly
Hold me close I hate you the most (he/him)
This thing’s been floating around in my PicsArt folder for however long it’s been since the dog pants question was originally asked, imagine my delight that I can finally get one more social media mile out of it
Pure distillation of this national moment right here: “Hey, be careful about these foods, y’all” “FUCK YOU YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!”
It’s a real shame there was only one person on earth interested in ending our disgusting track record of US military adventurism. Sadly the cause dies with the campaign withdrawal of this very worthy rapist drunkard. RIP, ending-the-forever-wars movement!
Ken is liking some real nightmare comments on that post, holy shit
This disingenuous shit is everywhere and it’s fucking bumming me out. “Oh, you don’t like the rapist? You fuckin moralizing asshole, people can change y’know!” (This was on Reddit)
The ghouls are spending America’s birthday crowing about the rising tide of racism washing across Europe. Cool!
Now all I can picture is people looking like this as they attempt to align their crotches with the hologram hands
I feel like agreeing with the “money is the only real way to be safe in this day and age” question might’ve skewed this thing a bit, cause it’s not like I’m happy about that fact or anything. Still, pretty close for the most part
This specific listing of every aggrieved party makes me think he’s probably been threatened with one already
I was too young to get this one when Bebe’s Kids hit cable, but DAMN
“I didn’t realize what a divisive word it was when I got my ‘I hate [n-bomb]s’ tattoo, but now that I do I keep it to remind me of how poorly America treats them. Not me, I’m evolved and enlightened now, as you can probably tell from the fact I have an ‘I hate [n-bomb]s’ tattoo.”