M A T T H E W@electromason· 29d good morning I had to crop this because it would have been inappropriate for the internet :(
M A T T H E W@electromason· 29d The Chocobo chicks asking for help is the fucking cutest thing ever
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 14 Jim’ed now ready for meetings send rescue plz thankyew
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 13 When I walk into my closet and see *them* looking back at me 🙂↕️🥰
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 13 Straight man posing with the fish he caught (laundry day)
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 12 If you can’t beat off in the heat! Or whatever Big Bird said
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 10 My hair is choosing its own adventure today
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 10 As my best friend, this makes sense I promise
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 8 okay okay okay NOW I’m ready for meetings
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 6 Like how in the world would I lead someone to believe that
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 6 I’ve conditioned my followers on my close friends story to think anything wet it piss. Not sure what this says about me.
M A T T H E W@electromason· Jul 6 I didn’t say I was upset about it
