Lauren M

@elenem

Mum, cricket lover, cargo biker, gardener; always wanting more climate action, always wanting more climate justice. Re-skeets for interest, not always endorsement. Says 'fuck' a lot. Aotearoa/NZ.

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¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y elenem.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

Lauren M@elenem· 3d

Two arrows in a circle; one points to 'The market will decide' and the other two 'Four companies are the market'

Lauren M@elenem· 7d

Google.com

Lauren M@elenem· 8d

Fucking SIGH

Window meme: a manager asks how we can fix the awful meals

2 say sauce, one says make the meals good again. The latter is thrown out the window

Lauren M@elenem· 15d

Pictured: sustainable, apparently

Lauren M@elenem· 15d

Meanwhile Peters does this year after year after year and the gallery basically just go 'Oh my god the price IS right' and clap like seals then delightedly write their articles about how naughty he is #nzpol

Dril tweet: Turning a big dial that says 'racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Lauren M@elenem· 25d

'Continuity with Change' slogan image from the 'Veep' television series

Lauren M@elenem· Jun 8

Love how absolutely everything is through the lens of 'But most importantly what is the story with this one specific older white dude?' God forbid I want to first and foremost hear about non-white or interesting young candidates or something #nzpol

Stuff headline about Greg O'connor leaving Labour party after their list announcement

Lauren M@elenem· May 28

Why is TOP so much better at this than Labour? This is snappy and good #nzpol

TOP Facebook post where they've called it a pray and delay budget.

Lauren M@elenem· May 26

Man I wish the number one rule of politics was 'Don't destroy the only planet we have' or 'Look after everyone not just rich people' or something

Stuff headline : Nicola Willis acknowledged the no 1 rule of politics, don't eat near a camera. Then she ate a pie.

Lauren M@elenem· May 25

Finding old memes saved on my phone that I'd forgotten about is usually pretty enjoyable

A beautiful sunset with the words 'Maybe you manifested it, maybe it's white privilege'

Lauren M@elenem· May 13

RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MIDDLE

Venn diagram showing that the intersection of low taxes, stable services and low density does not exist

Lauren M@elenem· May 13

Bugs bunny meme: I wish all elderly racists a very changing your own diaper

Lauren M@elenem· May 11

Obviously I'm being slightly facetious but it still is a chunk of the thinking. Also I'm posting the cartoon again

Three panel Comic. A person wants things to be different. They smash things up. Then they say oh no.

Lauren M@elenem· May 7

England right now:

3 panel Comic where a man says 'I want things to be different.' 2nd panel he's smashing things up. 3rd panel oh no. There is an arrow between the second and third panels saying 'You are here'

Lauren M@elenem· May 7

Climate report now not even possible to locate on the Stuff home page but thank fuck I can learn from this top story about one specific individual's housing market experience. Who needs a habitable country when you can live in a housing market, or something #nzpol

Stuff top headline: I'm trapped : he bought at the peak. Now he lives in a cupboard to avoid $350,000 losd

Lauren M@elenem· May 7

And yet they are all, and will continue to be, McBain

McBain, when asked how he sleeps at night, says 'On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.'

Lauren M@elenem· May 4

Right snooker's over so it's time to check in on the Hunger Games #metgala

A girl lounges on the couch. Text is 'Me lounging on the couch in pj's judging every met gala look like I'm a certified fashion expert'

Lauren M@elenem· May 3

I only just scrape into this category but the only correct answer (in small town NZ anyway) even though it's barely a videogame is Podd

A strange tomato looking man, very pixelated

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 30

Jacob from Abbot Elementary in the scene where he sings last resort

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 30

I got genuinely mad when I saw this shit last year:

An image from Charli XCX's birthday party where she and Rosalia and friends pose with cigarettes in their mouths around the cigarette bouquet that Rosalia brought her

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 23

Guys this really doesn't seem like a way to run a country #nzpol

The i receive you receive meme, I receive your vote, you receive $500, but everything's fucked

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 23

Me eating the other feijoas in my container: Delicious! So perfumed! Absolute best fruit! Me eating the last one:

Post: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 22

NZ companies every time things aren't going perfectly:

A huge crack in the ground has a tiny plaster on it, the plaster is labelled 'Restructure'

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 21

Sigh I'll just leave this here for the spelling. Also ew Facebook is really shoving the right wing content down my throat as you can see from how my feed is looking

Screenshot of Duncan Garner's Facebook page where he's spelled Chloe Swarbrick as Chole

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 21

Lew it's a crime to post this without the image. If I wasn't on my phone I'd photoshop Gerry's face on

The 'Oh lawd he comin' cat - a short legged cat striding around a corner

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 19

Once again a chance for me to post this

Tumblr post featuring an image of a model with how many earths fit inside the sun (clearly in the image it is at least hundreds). Someone has said 'Damn, that's gotta be at least 12' and somone replies Well you're not wrong

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 16

Simpsons image - The Be Sharps Bigger than Jesus album

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 2

Finally, validation for imaginary cum-stained sweatpants guy

Screenshot of tweet: wipes doritos dust onto cum-stained sweatpants hmmm time to pick out a flawless wife on the Internet. Not Rihanna her foreheads too big

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 2

Oh you're not the only one

An image showing 'Challenger Trauma' as a top trending item on BSky

Lauren M@elenem· Apr 1

Those are so cool! And then they made me think of one of my favourite tumblr posts ever