🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants

@elephantasmagoria

Gamer, memer, animal and monster lover, art appreciator

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🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 8

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 5

You mean the one that is also misconstrued?

Post on Substack from The 50501 Movement

"CORRECTION / UPDATE:

We are correcting a claim we shared from other sources on social media about the "Steven J. Demetriou" photographed at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's wedding

The connection to Steven J. Demetriou, Executive Chair of Amentum, does not appear to be supported. The wedding guest appears to be Steve Demetriou, a member of the Ohio House of Representatives, not the Amentum executive.

We should have verified the identity more carefully before sharing that connection, and we appreciate the people who flagged it

The reporting on Amentum, ICE detention contracting, Camp East Montana, unsafe conditions, and detention profiteering remains serious and still deserves attention. But this specific Taylor Swift wedding connection should not be treated as accurate

We will keep focusing on verified information, human rights abuses, ICE accountability, and the contractors profiting from detention.
Again, thank you to those who flagged it. We couldn't keep up with everything going on without you."

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 5

And as for the number of the lightning bolts...

A post by Ophelia on Instagram of the "controversial" Taylor Swift necklace in its entirety: "There are 12 lightning bolts not 8. Ya know bc it represents the 12th album.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 5

Let's play a matching game On the left are ACTUAL SS bolts and an ACTUAL Iron Cross On the right are a generic lightning bolt symbol and a compass rose So tell me, which pair of images more closely match the emblems on the necklace?

SS lightning bolts, a symbol associated with Nazis. Note how the lines remain the same length throughout, and have flat ends on the top and bottom.

The Iron Cross star, another symbol associated with Nazis. Note how all 8 points on the star are of equal length, and how there is an actual cross in the center.

A generic electricity symbol, used for things such as phone battery indicators, lightning types in fantasy games, and even the emoji for lightning ⚡️. Note how each of the two halves of the shape taper to a point, being triangular in shape, and not rectangular like the SS bolts.

A generic compass rose. Note how the 4 cardinal points (indicating North, South, East, and West) are longer, and the 4 secondary points (indicating Northeast, Southeast, Southwest, and Northwest) are shorter, and a simple circle sits in the middle of the rose.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 5

All da love

Marina from the Splatoon series looking maniacally affectionate and wielding a heart-shaped Ultra Stamp (a special weapon that is effectively a giant hammer), with the words "Sending Love"

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 3

You, uh, care to elaborate on that, pardner?

Mark Edward Fishbach, aka Markiplier, popular content creator on Youtube, co-host of podcasts Distractible and GO! My Favorite Sports Team, director, producer, and star of the hit movie Iron Lung, architect of the now-redacted thought experiment Unus Annus, the voice of 505 and Buff Black Hat in the indie animated series Villainous, and the King of Squirrels and Five Nights at Freddy's, looks visibly concerned while saying, "You wanna run that by me again?"

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 2

Getting some fantastic cards already! #PokémonTCGPocket #EverydayWonders #MegaEvolution #PokémonEX #Shiny

Shiny Mega Gyarados EX card from Pokémon TCG Pocket. Shiny Gyarados is distinctly recognizable, being bright red instead of blue; the same is true of its Mega Evolution.

Shiny (female) Indeedee EX card from Pokémon TCG Pocket. Indeedee's shiny variant has a teal and cream colored body, with its... horns?... being a more vivid lavender

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 2

Hang on, I'mma butcher the Nicene Creed, right here, right now

"In this house, we respect Brendan Fraser"

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jul 2

Me when Paper Mario style

A manga-style cat has its pupils dilate dramatically

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 30

New booster pack series! And man, is the art on FLEEK this time around! 🤩 #PokémonTCGPocket #EverydayWonders #MegaEvolution #PokémonEX #Pikachu #Eevee

Pikachu card from the Everyday Wonders series in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Pikachu joyfully playing surrounded by iridescent bubbles, and features bright, vivid colors.

Eevee card from the Everyday Wonders series in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Eevee romping through a field of flowers, and features colorful pastels and bold outlines.

Goldeen card from the Everyday Wonders series in Pokémon TCG Pocket. The art depicts Goldeen swimming through a shallow pond topped with lily pads, and features sharp, almost photorealistic detail

Mega Sableye EX card from Pokémon TCG Pocket l. The art's nice, not particularly striking. I'm just showing off that I got this card.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 23

That already exists

Due Date, a Todd Phillips movie starring Robert Downey Jr. and Zach Galifianakis, with Michelle Monaghan, Jamie Foxx, and Danny McBride in minor roles

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 21

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 20

Even just the description of the movie looks generated

Noelle, a Knights of Favonious maid from the mihoyo gacha game Genshin Impact, stares intently at an open book in her hands, with the caption, "TF (the fuck) did I just read?"

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 10

A simplistic white cartoon person looks upward with shining eyes as an immense, round shadow with an inward cusp looms over them

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 4

Also, GOT MY ELEPHANT BABIES~ ❤️

Great Tusk from Pokémon TCG Pocket. Great Tusk is an Ancient Paradox Pokémon that resembles Donphan, with longer, curled tusks, a jagged mouth, and spines along its back.

A card of Cufant, the Copperderm Pokémon, from Pokémon TCG Pocket.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· Jun 4

That is just straight-up whack #ParadoxPokémon #Ancient #ParadoxDrive #PokémonTCGPocket

Raging Bolt from Pokémon TCG Pocket. Raging Bolt is an Ancient Paradox Pokémon that resembles Raikou, but has a tall neck, and its thundercloud mane surrounds the underside of its head.

Its one move is Baneful Boom, which requires 5 Energy, discards all Energy from it, and instantly KOs the opposing Pokémon.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 31

Some highlights from today's pulls (I love Hydreigon) #ParadoxPokémon #Future #Shiny #PokémonTCGPocket

Iron Jugulis, a Future Paradox Pokémon that resembles a robotic Hydreigon. Card from Pokémon TCG Pocket.

A shiny Dugtrio card from Pokémon TCG Pocket. Shiny Dugtrio's heads are lighter brown in color, with blue mouths/noses, and darker dirt at the base.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 29

Ooh, this'll make for some interesting builds #PokémonEX #PokémonTCGPocket #ParadoxDrive

A Terapagos EX card from Pokémon TCG Pocket

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 28

Also, milestone 🙂

I've collected a total of over 10,500 cards in Pokémon TCG Pocket! I know, I'm a big nerd. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 28

Also got this one. Pretty lady~ 🥴

A Pokémon TCG Pocket card of Professor Sada, one of the two Pokémon Professors featured in Pokémon Scarlet and Pokémon Violet. Professor Sada specializes in Ancient Pokémon, and her appearance reflects that, with her hair, coat collar, and underclothes having a primeval look to them. Also, she's just really hot. Cave mommy, mmmmmmmmm

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 28

New booster packs dropped! 😁 Got this one in my first few pulls #ParadoxPokémon #FullArt #PokémonTCGPocket #ParadoxDrive

Full art card of Iron Boulder from Pokémon TCG Pocket, showing it roaring while standing its ground. Iron Boulder is a Future Paradox Pokémon, and resembles a robotic Terrakion.

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 23

I'm sure you can guess how this one goes

"The Redshirt Uprising" (in the style of Star Trek: The Next Generation)

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 23

"The Beach Episode" (in the style of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 11

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 6

They probably think they're champions battling for the fate of the world, when in reality, they're just divorced parents fighting for custody of their meal ticket Ketamommy vs. Altdaddy

An excerpt from the article. "The Musk v. Altman trial is now unfolding in painfully personal terms. **Musk's team argues that OpenAI betrayed its mission to make its leaders rich.** OpenAI's lawyers say Musk is simply angry that OpenAI succeeded without him."

Excerpt from the article. "**Musk's lawyers say Brockman's diary shows he was always motivated by money.** "It would be nice to be making the billions," Brockman wrote. His stake in OpenAI is now worth nearly $30 billion and OpenAI has done splashy deals with some of the startups that Brockman backed, including Cerebras and Helion."

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 6

(Except, of course, for Sarah Myers West)

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 6

Norm MacDonald saying, "Now, this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 2

Hey, um, Pokémon Company... What in the Kentucky Fried, Cinnamon Toast fuck is this art? #PokémonTCGPocket

Card featuring Bonsly (a baby stage Pokémon) from Pokémon TCG Pocket, depicting it laying on its back and "crying", with its legs up, and a very visible, questionably placed hole in between them

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 2

THANK FUCK! I HAVE ALL THE CARDS FROM THE EVENT, NOW! I DON'T HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH THE EXPERT LEVEL BATTLE ANYMORE! 🥳 (IDGAF about the Wonder Hourglass rewards, I have plenty of those already)

My card dex for the Promo B series, showing that I have acquired all 5 cards from the battle drops, as well as the bonus Super Rare Zygarde EX card from the event missions

🇺🇦🇵🇸 A Guy Who Really Likes Elephants@elephantasmagoria· May 2

I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK I HATE THIS DECK #PokémonTCGPocket #EventBattles #DropEvent