They won't get to Y or X, more likely other people will be pressing F for them

Yeah but how was the prime rib, Andy?

Flamin' 7-Series

Guessing it was this one:

G. Kenneth Griffey? The White Sox outfielder?

We're two weeks from the Reflecting Pool going full "Creepshow 2"

Parallel thinking!

Not mine but leaving it here:

DNI Doordash Grandma

Scott Radinsky is Scott Radinsky

Mad Magazine had fun with it for a while too from what I remember:

"Bob never has a second ferment at home..."

Even a circlejerk sub for a TV show that has been of the air for almost two decades is getting into it.

One idiot ran for local council using a modified Trump slogan. He lost, but if I see him out and about (small town) I may ask if he tries a swastika or maybe offers a "final solution" to the town's issues for the 2028 campaign (it's pretty much entirely domestic violence and meth around here).

Is that the most recent? The actual article didn't use the passive voice for the first time in a long time, but wouldn't surprise me if they changed it in the hours that have simce passed:

If we get to pick minor characters I go with the one and only:

Get Suzanna fueled up we're going hunting.

Who is the ewok Colonel Tomb?