Elia Winters
@eliawinters
Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
Author copies author copies!!! I am SO EXCITED! THE ROOMMATE SUBTEXT comes out September 1st!
@riftwingdesigns.bsky.social I used your Hooves Instructable to make these amazing hooves to finish off my faun costume. People were blown away!
If the weather doesn't have you hot enough, THREE-WAY SPLIT is there for you! Just 99c right now. --She owns a sex toy store, they own a brewery --New England small town --No one expected FEELINGS --Paired and triad scenes --Yes the swords cross --Surprisingly cozy high heat a.co/d/fFHKgbT
Michaels Design Team Lead: "We want a Halloween bird. In a costume. A mummy or something." Designer: *sweating* "Okay." Lead: "You've seen birds before, right?" Designer: *sweating more* "Of--of course."
My friend saved this screenshot one of our conversations from last year, which I had forgotten about. Shared for your enjoyment.
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2025?
Ah, that unique Millennial and Gen Z goal: *checks notes* Happiness. The New York Times continues to shine.
The donuts we haven't yet eaten. Shout-out to The Loopy Whisk for another stellar gluten-free recipe that makes celiac tolerable.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #362,590! Not the most impressive number, but I'm still pleased.
I used to teach Catch-22, and I keep thinking of this guy from Chapter 1.
Saw a new-to-me fruit at the market yesterday. Turns out it's also new to the market.
This was advertised to me today, and if you are as excited as I was, I regret to inform you that it is for babies.
It's cool and rainy and I'm making gluten-free cinnamon rolls a la The Loopy Whisk for the first time! Time for these babies to RISE.
In honor of Gary Larson's birthday, Reskeet with a Far Side Cartoon you love!
I always tell the restaurant I have a food allergy, and sometimes it results in hilarious moments like tonight's takeout. A story in 3 pictures.