SIGNED BOOK SALE!! Get a jump on holiday gifts! We are having a $6.00 MISPRINT SALE on F*ck This Murder! WOOT! (regular price is $19.00) We had 1 page with a misprint. We have about 80 copies available on our website with super easy checkout: UnPopPub.com or AutisticAunties.com

I have no idea why this is happening, but Publishers weekly gave our ( @signeland.bsky.social ) indie book F*CK THIS MURDER a positive review 9 months after its publication! Go self-published, little weird mystery book, goooooo!!

LOOKIT HER LIL CROSSED FEETIES 🥹

F*CK THIS MURDER’S Queer, curvy, neurodivergent, and chronically ill Maggie Livingston just wants a 5-star review for her new B & B, but dead bodies, a rogue alligator and accident-prone guests keep getting in the way. AUDIOBOOK AVAILABLE 3/19 PREORDER TODAY! @signeland.bsky.social #books

Recovering from multiple pulmonary embolisms and a Myasthenic flare is much more fun with a deranged little pup rescue from a hoarding/breeding situation. We are healing together ❤️ Everyone, meet 🌟JUDY GEMSTONE🌟

Just in case anyone tells you that Minneapolis is some lawless hellscape, we seasonally decorate Cottontail, our Minnehaha Parkway bunny. #Minneapolis

Hey @kathygriffin.bsky.social, thank you for checking in. My son was treated by the MN Children’s Hemo/Oncology Ward, & I can’t stop thinking about all the families that can’t get care because 🧊 is terrorizing the hospitals now. Families took care of each other in the ward, like we are doing now❤️

Writing unhinged, funny mysteries is the way I’m surviving right now. We need levity to get us all through this. 🤗

Absolutely heartbroken over the loss of Sophie Kinsella. What a beautiful soul who gifted us with so many beautiful stories. F cancer and let’s all read Sophie’s books and have a good cry/laugh together ❤️

Our state bird is the Loon, Prince is our guardian angel, and we know how to feed thousands with weird-ass hotdishes. So. Just. Try. It, ICE. #Minnesota

Well thank god these two dips are on the case.

Totally believable autism skipped us (as we lined up our potatoes)

WAIT! Was there a CAPTAIN RON reference in ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING??

So proud our indie book reached number one in the LGBTQ+Mystery category! #AuthorsOfBluesky #Books #LGBTQIAP #WritersOfBlueSky #CozyMystery @signeland.bsky.social

🚨F*CK THIS MURDER IS FREE TODAY ON KINDLE!🚨 A reviewer said it would have been a great book but it had “too many pronouns.” So, if YOU love books w/ nonbinary, gay, trans, bi-pan characters that scoobie do around, solving crime, get it! Please drown out the haters & leave a review if u liked it🏳️‍🌈

Well, we got our first review today and it was a bad one: “Too many pronouns.” And we all know what that means. We love our two wonderful, funny, non-binary characters and EVERYONE deserves representation. If you vibe with F*CK THIS MURDER, please leave a us a review. Let’s drown out the haters

In the mood for a foul-mouthed, closed room country house cozy murder mystery? With a ghost? Just in time for Spooky Season? Count us in!👻🌈🦄 #books #spookyseason #autistic @signeland.bsky.social

I have that same ice pack which is currently snuggled behind my neck. Cat is horrified by the coolness so she’s on my feet.

BISEXUALITY AWARENESS DAY YOU SAY? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 📚F*CK THIS MURDER - a funny, foul-mouthed mystery, complete w/dead bodies, sabotaged pre-wedding jaunts (bad food, poison oak, BEES), rekindled romance & chaotic bi/pan energy #unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS #autism #Disabilty @signeland.bsky.social

🐝F*CK THIS MURDER🐝 🐕 🐈‍⬛ adorable pets! 🏡 B&B 🐊 not so adorable pets! 🔪🌲 murder forest 👯‍♀️ exes who flirt 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Millennial love! 😵 dead bodies! 🍻 Biergarten! 👻🏚️ haunted hotel 🤢 food poisoning, 🌱poison oak, 🐝 bees! #Autism #disability #LGBTQIA #unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS @signeland.bsky.social

*If Schitt’s Creek and Only Murders in the Building made a baby while Murder She Wrote watched, F*CK THIS MURDER would be it. 🐊AVAILABLE 9.29.25!!!🐊 IT’S ACTUALLY HAPPENING #unhingedpit #A #My #AG #CS #OWN #Disabilty #neurodiverse #LGBTQIA #Autism @signeland.bsky.social

Oh for . . . I never took Tylenol while pregnant. I took my pre-natal vitamins. I allowed myself 3 M&Ms a day and NO caffeine. My diet was clean. And yet- I still had 3 amazing, wonderful autistic kids. WHY? Maybe cuz my dad, my aunt, my uncle, my sister and I am also autistic. Autism family pics!

Hats off to my poor husband and all the other sleeping partners of insomniacs that are jarred awake every few hours by “GOOD EVENING YOU ARE NOW TAKING THE TRAIN STRAIGHT INTO THE ARTIC,” courtesy of the @calm.com app.

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Glowing Kirkus review for F*CK THIS MURDER! Over 100 agents rejected us (didn’t care for the autistic voice, too queer, too whatever) before we indi published, so this review means so much 2 my sister/co-writer @signeland.bsky.social & me. 🐊NEVER GIVE UP🐊 pre-order on Amazon or our website in bio

WELCOME TO MAJESTIC SPRINGS! Just watch out for stray alligators, a few dead bodies, possibly poisoned food, and 🐝. Lots and lots of 🐝. Pre-orders are up at Amazon and our website AutisticAunties.com ! Available 9.29.25 #BookSky #lgbtqia #cozymystery

All of our gratitude to Nina for this amazing advance praise for F*CK THIS MURDER-link in comments From Nina McConigley, author of COWBOYS AND EAST INDIANS, Winner of the PEN Open Book Award, & author of the upcoming novel HOW TO COMMIT A POSTCOLONIAL MURDER-link in comments @signeland.bsky.social

Miss you and love you forever, Jane Godley❤️❤️

(New post cuz I blundered the other one 🤦‍♀️) F*CK THIS MURDER, a zany, cozy mystery, is coming out September 29th! 🐊🐊🐊🐊 You can preorder now from our website AutisticAunties.com, and the eBook will be available soon. 🐊🐊🐊🐊 #WritersOfBluesky #neurodiverse #disabled #LGBTQIA @signeland.bsky.social

Maggie just wants a five star review for her B&B, but dead bodies and accident prone guests keep getting in the way. 🐊 *If CLUE and MURDER SHE WROTE were neuro-spicy and totally gay* 🐊 Pre-order at AutisticAunties.com !! Out 9.29.25 #LGBTQIA #ChronicIllness #Cozymystery @signeland.bsky.social