Beth

@elizabethoutside

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Beth@elizabethoutside· Jun 15

Parasitic C-suite class crashes ship, spending 100 billion on acquisitions, pursuing bad strategies, setting fortunes on fire for AI bubble, etc Instead of taking responsibility, they get bonuses on top of salaries 100x that of their employees, whom along with their art/product they fire and burn.

Anakin/Padme Star Wars meme format.

Anakin (green field, speaking) in top left says: This cannot continue. For some of you, these harsh realities will be surprising and even frustrating to discover.

Padme (same field, looking happy) in top right replies: You mean the C-suites responsible for this will take pay cuts and responsibility, protecting the artists and developers who make all this possible, right?

Anakin (same field, looking evil and ominous, staring) in bottom left, no text.

Padme (same field, looking concerned) in bottom right replies: You mean the C-suites responsible for this will take pay cuts and responsibility, protecting the artists and developers who make all this possible, right?

Beth@elizabethoutside· Jun 11

Beth@elizabethoutside· Aug 19

Hey now, Mel Gibson knows what women want!

Movie poster for: What Women Want

Picture of Mel Gibson and Helen Hunt's heads (left and right, respectively) looking happy. Title is at the bottom, with the tagline: He has the power to hear everything women are thinking. Finally...a man is listening.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Aug 2

I love the Expanse (I just want to give Amos a hug!)…I was looking at the forthcoming collectible figures while at recent San Diego Comic Con…

Clear case with Expanse figures, they all come with little accessories. Left to right: Amos, Rocci Flight Deck Chair, Holden, Miller, Camina, Naomi, Bobbie, Avasarala, Project Caliban Creature

Amos figure from side angle. Accessories include little bottle of (green alcohol?), bag, etc.

Avasarala figure from side angle. Accessories include bottle of alcohol, (little computer terminal?), etc.

Camina figure from the front. Accessories include (two canisters of some sort?), (a rifle?), etc.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Jul 27

It was an incredible panel and I absolutely cannot wait to experience Lestat’s own journey of confrontation and processing of his own trauma and damage and identity (how apropos the diva does so through becoming a rock star)!

The Vampire Lestat panel at San Diego Comic-Con 2025, view from my great seat close to the stage.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Jun 23

40 plus appreciation post! Reskeet with a pic if you’re the right side of 40! I couldn’t decide on just one pic 🤷‍♀️

Selfie of me outside. Green hillside, I’m wearing a light blue dress and jacket, brown curly hair. There’s a strap across my chest from the pack I’m wearing. I’m sticking my tongue out playfully.

Selfie of me outside. I’m wearing a black jacket, brown curly hair. There’s a strap across my chest from the pack I’m wearing. Sun behind me. I’m smiling closed mouthed.

Selfie of me outside. Some grass and trees, I’m wearing a fall-yellow dress, brown curly hair. I’m looking to the side, wearing dangly sword earrings.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Jun 12

Picture of Gavin Newsom in his twenties. Text reads:

"My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself."

Beth@elizabethoutside· Jun 4

Nothing wrong with that, embrace all the upsides. You'd have earned them a million times over 🙂 You could be like Novocaine! (delightful and delightfully gory dark comedy about a guy who was born sans the ability to feel pain...has surprising heart, it's really about learning to live life, etc.)

Poster for the movie, "Novocaine."

Jack Quaid's face and hands are squished up against the poster as if it's a piece of glass, with cracks in the glass around his face. He's visibly beat up and hands appear in the darkness around him holding things ike a hammer and pizza cutter. Bottom of the poster reads, "Novocaine"

Beth@elizabethoutside· May 30

Yup. Just another grift/scam of his. If there's any shred of earnest intent it's based on all those times he watched Total Recall (1990). He's rock hard at the thought of controlling a colony of people whom he effectively owns, torturing them to extract ever more resources to enrich his company.

Still from the movie, Total Recall (1990). Main villain, Vilos Cohaagen, sits in his corporate office in front of large windows overlooking the Mars colony his company controls.

Beth@elizabethoutside· May 26

oh come on now who would eat their soulmate?

Scene from the show: The Good Place.

Tahani (in a white dress) poses in the open doorway.

Text at the bottom left reads: Attempt #218

Text at the bottom center reads: “This is your soulmate Tahani.”

Beth@elizabethoutside· May 5

Scene from the movie, “Clerks.” Dante and Veronica are behind the store counter, Veronica is talking to Dante. Text at the bottom reads, “it’s called snowballing.”

Beth@elizabethoutside· Apr 28

That canceled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about Still upset about its cancellation. 100% criminal destruction of meaningful and singular art. Its creators’ previous show (Dark) was profound, nuanced, and heady sci-fi…truly special and masterful. 1899 was well on its way to a repeat of

Promotional poster for the show, 1899. An ocean is flanked on both sides by two ocean surfaces that slant upward to form an impossible triangle. The near vertical ocean surfaces both have a large 1899-era ship on them. A gloomy sky is created by the triangle's framing. A woman is falling downward to the bottom ocean surface. The tagline at the top reads: what is lost will be found

Name of the show and release date, etc. are towards the bottom.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Apr 14

I wish I was well enough to date and live a life. I get an average of one hug every few weeks, haven’t been cuddled in years, not kissed since 2020, and never had sex. Re second pic, winding dirt paths through verdant landscapes under warm sunny skies say a lot about me.

Pic of me with head cropped out. I’m wearing baggy white sweats and a black dress that I’m lifting up as I pull up and out on one side of my white string bikini underwear.

A segment of a pretty hillside trail near me that I like to walk when I’m able.

Selfie of me on a hillside trail, sun is behind me, flaring on the lens. Curly brown hair, looking at camera, wearing black jacket.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Apr 5

I've been binging Archer and I can hear this is Malory's voice.

Scene from the show, "Archer." Malory, Lana, Cyril, and Archer are looking at something on the floor in the office, and the point of view is sort of from the floor looking up at them. Text blocking out the top half of Archer reads: "Look, mouse, you either fall for the expensive humane catch and release trap, get caught and released... or I swear to the Death of Rats, I will tear up the flooring and hunt you down with a barbed wire flail strapped to an industrial hammer drill you little fuck."

Beth@elizabethoutside· Mar 25

Scene from the movie, Groundhog Day. Two men in a bar, one is taking a shot, the other is saying, “that about sums it up for me.”

Beth@elizabethoutside· Mar 17

Ooh, pretty! Don’t know what this one is, but I snapped these pics of them on a walk a while back.

A pretty, slightly iridescent green beetle digs into a yellow flower and its pollen. Close up of its face and carapace.

Side view of a pretty, slightly iridescent green beetle dusted with pollen on some yellow flowers. Beetle’s underside has some red coloration.

Side view of a pretty, slightly iridescent green beetle on some yellow flowers.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Mar 15

The character Jimmy from the show You're the Worst. He's saying, "writing is very seldom actually writing. Maybe on the outside it looks as thought I'm "drinking and playing darts and eating craisins out of a bag in my pocket." But this is part of the process."

Beth@elizabethoutside· Feb 24

1 min to midnight, it’s still salacious Sunday!

Me in a blue-green halter bralette and blush underwear, looking at the camera. I’m in my bathroom.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Jan 21

If you see this, post something pink. I generally don’t wear pink, it’s not a good color on me, but I do have some nice such underwear.

Me outside in the sunlight on a hillside. My head and feet are cropped out, my butt is angled towards the camera and I’m lifting up my yellow dress; my lacy pink underwear is visible. It’s a cheeky cut.

Me outside in the sunlight on a hillside. My feet are cropped out and my face is covered by a heart I’ve edited in, my butt is angled towards the camera and I’m lifting up my black dress; my pink underwear is visible. It’s a cheeky cut.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Dec 4

Not hands plural, but a hand, if that counts.

Me outside in a black dress with my hand and palm outstretched towards the camera. Everything except my hand is out of focus.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Nov 15

The final two days of the heatwave a couple months ago… I went into the ocean as myself for the first time, and in a bikini on top of that. Validating, glorious, sublime, warm and sunny…the second day I stayed in the water for a solid hour, tumbling and diving into waves and floating and swimming…

Me standing in a pink bikini on the beach near the water, I’m looking up. It’s sunny.

Beach under blue skies. Cliffs to the left, viewpoint is looking out to sea. Some rocky, geometric-esque formations in front of the water.

Selfie of me at the beach, pink bikini top visible. I’m smiling, and am all wet. Ocean is in the background.

Beach at dusk, looking out to water and curving coastline in the distance. Very moody, with sea mist and dark, soft post-sunset colors. People still scattered on the sand, a few in the water. A bit of the wooden stairs down to the beach are visible in the bottom right.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Nov 14

It’s good advice, just block them.

Memed scene from the show Parks and Recreation…visiting official from an authoritarian country is talking to the camera with people meeting in the background. I’ve written “straight to block” at the bottom.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Nov 11

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? My kidnappers don't have a chance. And I'll be rescued with such aplomb.

Scene from the show, "Interview with the Vampire." Lestat, Louis, and Claudia stand on a balcony, dressed in finery.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Nov 9

9) Masking is hot

Mirror selfie of me in dressing room. Purple dress around my waist, blue bra, I’m wearing a quality, secured-behind-the-head mask to protect me from Covid. Lacy underwear is visible, I’m reflected from the back in another mirror.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Oct 23

Selfie of me with the actor who played Giggerota on Lexx. We’re at San Diego Comic Con, inside the convention center.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Oct 15

I’m under no delusion that this face could launch a thousand ships…but maybe a tugboat? A stanky, decrepit one?

Selfie of me outside. Green foliage and blue sky are out of focus.

I’m wearing a fall-yellow dress and dangling sword earrings. I’m looking to the left and biting my lip.

Selfie of me with all white background. Black and white photo.

I’m wearing a dress and dangling sword earrings. I’m looking at the camera and sticking my tongue out.

Selfie of me outside. Green foliage is out of focus.

I’m wearing a fall-yellow dress and dangling sword earrings. I’m looking to the left.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Sep 12

This is not a drill, I have video!! If I had lessons, I think I could perhaps learn to sing decently. …I’d like that.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Sep 10

Post-sunset, I frolicked naked under the stars through the sand and water. Air comfortably warm and slightly humid, the beach bound by towering cliffs, everything shrouded in darkness, the sounds of the ocean filling the night.

Me, almost entirely a silhouette, naked on a beach at night. Ocean in the background, stars in the sky. I’m facing right, side view.

Me, almost entirely a silhouette, naked on a beach at night. Ocean in the background, stars in the sky. I’m facing right, side view. My hands are raised above me.

Me, almost entirely a silhouette, naked on a beach at night. Ocean in the background, stars in the sky. I’m facing left, side view.

Me, almost entirely a silhouette, naked on a beach at night. Ocean in the background, stars in the sky. I’m facing left, slightly towards the camera.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Sep 7

Dropping a few more I took!

Beach at sunset. I’m in a blue dress in front of the water posing on one leg, my other leg is stretched out at a 90 degree angle. Sun is touching the horizon.

Beach after sunset. Horizon glows faint oranges and yellows. Lots of clouds. Water churns around an exposed rock or reef or whatnot.

Beach as dusk is fading to darkness. Horizon glows in a line of oranges and yellows. I’m facing left and am a silhouette standing in the water.

Beth@elizabethoutside· Sep 7

Last three days going to the beach during a heatwave have been amazing.