ellamourne
@ellamourne
professionally slutty swamp monster 💍 @lanpitts.bsky.social
Where are my fellow 40 and over SWs? I just had my highest earning month in the industry since 2021. Never count yourself out.
About to eat the fattest late night vegan chicken sammy because I have to keep these titties fed
Breaking News: "We were led to believe this was a nonpartisan event. We will no longer appear at Freedom 250!"
Drop those #WrestleMania meals. We had BBQ tofu sliders yesterday, and plant based burnt ends today.
It's the very least I can do for this little goblin who trusts me enough to spend every morning curled up under my neck making the city's very best biscuits. Everyone please applaud for star baker, Egon.
Happy 1 Year Gotchaversary to this man, who saved my life last year. I don't want to get too deep into what it's been like loving this medical miracle for the last 12 months. He's gone from 6 meds down to 2, & will hopefully have his dental surgery this year to improve his quality of life even more.
Watching her ask someone if they "eat Asian food every day" and then get dogged on because yes, most of the world's population in fact does was... incredible. But also this bit about tacos is very fucking horrifying:
Now is a great time to purchase and download clips from your favorite spicy creators so you can keep warm during the storm.
When a childhood photo of you is so iconic, it can only be found by searching 'gatorade child'
There were so many ways to announce this. This is what they went with. Goo. 🫠
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
I am making THE DUMBEST face but this was everything. Thanks to my hubby @lanpitts.bsky.social