bubbe yaga

@ellearmageddon

i’m not a girl, not interested in being polite or cisgender. jewish, anarchist, still punk, in my daddy era. this is not a place of honor. no highly esteemed thoughts are skeeted here. ngl.link/armageddon1312 don’t explain, you’ll only make it worse

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bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jul 11

i’ve added more since taking this photo, but… if i don’t have too many cookbooks, you don’t have too many cookbooks 🖤 (click to expand)

a tall, narrow bookshelf completely packed with cookbooks, with a growing pile stacked on top because the shelf has run out of space

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jul 3

happy friday

two black cats sit curled up together on a woven blanket on a black couch with black and white pillows in the background. the cats are both looking at the camera, fully aware of how adorable they are

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jun 28

back in the states, and already missing australia (i’ll be back soon!)

two black cats on a black sofa; one has big yellow eyes and is on her back looking up at the camera, one paw splayed against the other cat’s head. the second cat has more greenish eyes and looks very annoyed.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jun 15

a cupcake absolutely covered in sprinkles sitting on a stainless steel surface, with “fuck you” piped onto it in pink frosting

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jun 12

nearly 10% of bird species on the planet can be found in australia, with about half of those being species only found in australia. this is not one of them. (but i do love pigeons, so i’m delighted nevertheless!)

a screenshot of the cornell lab of ornithology merlin app, featuring the bird of the day for melbourne, australia: the rock pigeon. there is a picture of a pigeon standing on cement with a blurred grey-blue background.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jun 6

i didn’t take pictures, but i do have a zoo membership, so i’ll probably go back! 😅 in the meantime, would you accept a very round spotted dove?

a spotted dove sits on a railing against a backdrop of pavement and wooden fence, looking very, very round

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Apr 25

friday nights in >>> friday nights out

two black cats sleepily cuddling in a black-clothed lap under pink and blue bisexual lighting. a light-skinned hand rests on the head of one cat.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Mar 22

australia has a reputation for being home to terrifying wildlife, but it should probably be better known for its whimsically-named snacks

photo of an ad for a “golden gaytime,” a kind of chocolate-covered ice cream bar.

the ad features a photo of the ice cream bar against a red background, with the words “golden gaytime” written over it.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Feb 6

look, i know things are really bad, but on a much brighter note look at my salad

a black bowl filled with mixed greens, roasted beet, ruby red grapefruit, tarocco blood orange, and toasted pistachios

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Feb 1

i love giant pigeon

statue of a giant pigeon against a backdrop of buildings

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jan 26

the anarchists were being extra cute today

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jan 7

here’s the image i used, in case anyone else has a need

close-up of the screaming face from edvard munch’s painting, “the scream”

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jan 7

be the change you want to see, and/or fuck it, we ball

screenshot of an emoji-fied close-cropped version of the face from edvard munch’s “the scream,” with :this-meeting-could-have-been-an-emoji: written beneath it

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Jan 5

the eternal answer to “kitten, why is your paw wet?” and “why is there always a puddle next to the water fountain?”

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 29

the unrepentant little mister

alexander berkman, a black cat with a small white patch on top of his head lounges smugly in the top platform of a black cat tree. he visibly has no regrets.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 22

sasha doing his best burnt cinnamon roll impression

alexander berkman, a young black cat, curled up tightly into a roll atop a mound of pillows

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 20

in conclusion:

four panel comic featuring a poorly-drawn raccoon.

panel 1: sometimes, i think about how many of my friends are cool, talented Artists (with a capital A!)

panel 2: and i worry that no matter how much i practice, my own art will never be “good enough”

panel 3: and then i think about raccoons because…

panel 4: raccoons are BAD AT EVERYTHING and they never let that stop them!

comic is signed with a cursive all-lower case “elle”

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 17

i love his polite little tappy taps

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 16

me: ugh, it is dark at like 6 pm, i want to go to bed the anarchists:

two black cats wearing studded black collars lie with their backs to the camera, holding a human hostage under their combined weight

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 16

sharing my light, in case you’re in need of some for yourself

a bronze menorah shaped like a monterey cypress sits on a dark wooden chest of drawers. the shamash and two candles are lit.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 15

hanukkah sameach! (closed the blinds so i could post a pic online, but they’re open again now!)

a bronze menorah shaped like a monterey cypress with the shamash and first night candle lit sits on a dark wooden chest of drawers under blue lighting with closed white blinds behind it.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 14

this is mine!

a bronze menorah in the shape of a monterey cypress sits on a dark wooden table in front of several bottles of mezcal.

in the background are some bronze taper holders, a scrappy the rally opossum bobble head, a brass lamp, a cartoonishly-painted fake bomb, and a black and gold hexagonal painting on a white wall.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 12

people often incorrectly think i’m flirting with them just because i’m being nice to them, and i’d like to explicitly clarify that if i’m *actually* flirting with you… you’ll know.

screenshot of a signal message, white text on a pink bubble against a purple background.

the message is time stamped 8:14 am and reads:

call me clippy, because i’ve got seductive eyebrows and a lot of suggestions for you

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 10

i just wanted a little nap.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 10

my favorite mug broke today, and it’s no longer being manufactured, and i’m absolutely devastated. rip to the perfect mug, i am truly heartbroken and i will miss you forever.

photo of a large white mug with a single black stripe at the top, two black stripes at the bottom, and the word “DAD” written on it in black text.

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Dec 6

photo of fred rogers in a red cardigan, putting on a blue shoe

photo of martin yan in a white chef’s coat with the words “yan can cook” and “martin yan” on it

photo of bob ross in a light blue shirt posing with a paint brush in his hand with a painting of trees behind him

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Nov 18

@darthbluesky.bsky.social you’ll never guess who i saw at the wellington zoo

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Nov 17

the anarchists are too affectionate to be mad at me for having been away, so instead they’re both doing their best to simultaneously exist in the exact same space as me

two sweet black kittens on a black couch clamoring over each other to be as close as possible to their black-clad human

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Nov 14

met my hero today, and it was awesome

photo of a kea, a large green parrot, standing on some rocks peeking out from behind a branch with a green fern in the foreground

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon· Nov 10

today’s weather-resistant tourism activity (and likely tomorrow’s too) is a visit to the te papa museum. quick question, new zealand: what the fuck?