Kristina R. Mosley

@elstupacabra

Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.

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Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 12h

Had to borrow an ice chest from MIL for leftovers yesterday. If Igloo hasn't reissued this, they're missing an opportunity. Look how cute it is!

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 2d

Hey, that's not Lil Dude

Gray tabby cat in a gray crib in front of a blue wall. He's on a blue sheet with white stars and constellations. Around him are a plush gray cat, a large blue teddy bear (face down), a plush shark, and a pillow.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 14d

Look who I found while dropping off ice at my vermicompost bin. Wonder if that dude or lady from a few weeks ago was its parent.

A juvenile five lined skink (probably) on a concrete pad next to an air conditioner. It has a black body with stripes and a bright blue tail.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 15d

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Screenshot of a drawing of a black cat on a red background. The cat is saying, "Mother, I wish for crab rangoon. The rangoon, mother."

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 18d

Small improvised lunch that's not pretty, but I'm proud of: a pouch of applewood smoked tuna mixed with Greek yogurt and everything bagel seasoning, spread on a heel of Dave's Killer White Done Right bread (too lazy to toast), with a little bit of Truff sauce.

The above described food on a small round white plate. There is a fork beside it.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 21d

Lil Dude lined these up, counted them, and said, "Four vehicles."

Four toy vehicles lined up on a gray couch. They are, from left to right, a cement mixer, a light wooden car, a dark wooden car, and a plastic toy sheep in what looks like a green boat (actually part of a whale bath toy).

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 23d

Booooooooooooooooo

Screenshot from a weather app showing the temperature is 101, feels like 119.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· 24d

This popped up on FB memories from seven years ago. One of my favorite pictures of Matthew. (And sorry to the dude in the plaid shirt. I tried to blur the background, but it did stuff, so you're just on the Internet stuffing your face.)

A white man with brown hair and glasses looks slightly away from the camera with a small smile on his face. He's wearing a gray polo. There are lots of people sitting behind him at tables in the restaurant he's in.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jul 5

Boo these neighbors! Boo!

A red firework of some kind on grass next to a gray air conditioning unit

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jul 5

Matthew made smash burgers

Food on a white squarish plate. In the front, a bunch of fries, with homemade fry sauce behind them. To the left of the sauce is a double pattied bacon cheeseburger.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jul 4

A black and white photo of the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile from 1936. Someone (me) wrote "This machine kills fascists" on the front.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jul 2

A screenshot from my weather app saying it's 89, feels like 102, at 9:16 pm. Gross.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 29

Too hot for cooking, so this was lunch.

A squarish white plate on a dark gray granite (?) countertop. The foods on the plate are: two torn pieces of pita, quartered grape tomatoes, celery hearts, carrot sticks, cucumber, Kalamata olives, and some homemade hummus at the center.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 24

This dude and I gave each other a fright.

Slightly zoomed-in photo of the same brown skink. It's sticking its head around the corner of a red brick house, and a black compost tumbler (Tilda Spin-ton) is behind it.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 24

What a nerd

A white toddler lays (lies) on a gray changing mat. He's wearing navy shorts with light blue dinosaurs on them. His face is obscured by him "reading" the book Nerdy Babies Dinosaurs by Emmy Kastner.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 16

Tell me this child wouldn't have had telekinesis

A smiling, large-headed white baby sits in a light-colored high chair

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 11

🎶But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo🎵

Maria from The Sound of Music sings to the Von Trapp children on a grassy hill.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 8

Yeah, it's been dry. May was the first month with above average rainfall since last September. Drought monitor as of last week. The red was actually worse, but we've been getting rain lately.

Screenshot of the drought monitor for Arkansas. Lots of reds and oranges.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 7

(Honeybee in question. The bumble friends wouldn't cooperate for photography.)

A zoomed-im screenshot of a honeybee (probably) on some very light purple catnip flowers.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· Jun 1

Or was watching Super Simple Songs with Lil Dude while I was making lunch today.

A toddler is laying on a couch watching TV. His face is obscured with a yawning emoji. He holds two cat stuffies. A long haired tuxedo cat is on the floor in front of the couch, seemingly watching TV, too.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· May 23

Bun posting day 2: anyone know anything about rabbits and could tell me if this rabbit is pregante? I know rabbits will flop over on their sides if they're comfortable, but this one looks awfully fluffy.

A brown rabbit laying on its side in grass next to a grayish-brown fence.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· May 22

"Smothered Covered Chunked" in a Waffle House font

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· May 22

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· May 20

Ah, Arkansas.

Screenshot from my neighborhood FB group. A young cow got out of its pasture by my subdivision and is eating grass.

Kristina R. Mosley@elstupacabra· May 19

On the left is Coriander, Lil Dude's favorite stuffie. On the right is Basil, a real cat. Turns out they look the same when it's just their little white feet sticking out from under the couch.