It's Emily!
@emmeetsworld
Sometimes it really is rocket science. I'll post relentlessly about Big Brother during the season so mute the hashtags now if that's not your thing. Also college football and plenty of politics
Sitting in Times Square in the shadow of a giant hot dog searching for a last minute Broadway deal. New York baby
Yep there it is. Refuse to give them an actual click but knew it had the sound of someone who was recently told they were mad and still weren't sure why
We gotta exorcize the demons actively tormenting our girls #LoveIslandUSA
So as someone probably more qualified than most to talk about our newest "Rocket Scientist" HG I thought I'd do some digging. Mallory looks like she works for Leidos as a Distribution Associate and Engineer. #bb28
Getting this email and seeing the evil has been removed has set something right with my soul.
Conspiracy: Anthony Bourdain is alive and well and living his best life as a boat captain in Amalfi
Milan does dessert appetizers while you wait for your dessert and I think they are really on to something. Although "what's this chocolate cookie called?" "it's a chocolate cookie" may go down as one of my dumber blonde moments
Had a free wine voucher with my hotel stay and then ordered another one because why not, I'm on a rooftop in Milan and it comes with so many snacks. But now I want to nap so bad and I can't or the jetlag will get me.
Gonna watch Wuthering Heights on this transatlantic flight just to feel something
My favorite find from my errands today. Cannot wait to wear the tomato clip in Italy. I think the youths call this "Tomato Girl Aesthetic"?
This is Pumpkin, Pumpkin wandered up the drive and has become our official mascot and consumed many tithes of the crawfish
"What if we just used one of those lawn sprinklers to cool it down?" has been a surprising mad science success
Alright I feel the need to uncork the discourse on just how passive aggressive a period is at the end of a happy birthday wish
Gotta get that sticker. I don't think I know the parable of the tortoise and the heron though
Operation Tulip Drop results. Even snagged a couple of bulbs to start a tulip wall
Very nearly walked away from the farmer's market having adopted Percy here. He can't be in a townhouse though 😭