Emmett
@emmettito
🏳️🌈 from Salt Lake City (Occasionally NSFW)
I’m scared to admit this, but Enya might be in my Apple Music Replay at the end of the year.
I remembered what day it is tomorrow… and now I can’t stop thinking about eating so many bloomfs’ beautiful butts 😮💨
Sorry I haven’t been on Bluesky much this week, I’ve been busy playing Merge Mansion.
1. Why does YouTube have photos? 2. I didn’t search for this (because I didn’t know it existed) so why did it get served to me? 3. Why two years later? 4. Where’s the uncensored version?
Sometimes instead of closeups of bulges and male asses, my Instagram explore page exclusively shows me food
I have yet to type a single character into the search bar and this is what TikTok suggests for me 😭
I just woke up from a dream where I went to visit family, but I couldn’t wear any of the pants I brought because I had gained so much weight while spending time with family. Also, somehow the only underwear I brought was a bunch of jockstraps.