Empire Nine
@empirenine
Amazing atheist, bad Buddhist I'm disabled, I drink a lot for my pain because you can't get consistent pain management anymore. I mostly smoke roll-ups because cigarettes are too expensive. I've been pretty consistently sick since Trump got elected.🫀🗽🫶🏻🫠🥳
This is what I got Gemini to admit to today. So anyone who thinks that AI is smart, this is what it says about itself when you ask it.
Make corporations values align with ours. Withhold our cash when we feel like it. Let's make that Tuesdays and Thursdays. Real easy to remember. If the day begins with T, don't spend any money. Or at least that was the idea. This is part of the new imagery. The old imagery was all stop signs.
I keep seeing this "truth" (I don't know what they call them) places. And every time I get really confused because Donald Trump says "praise be to Allah" and "praise be to your god" Is more like something I would say ironically as an atheist. He seems to mean it though. How confused is this man?
American exceptionalism would be more exceptional if we actually tried to honor the poem on the Statue of Liberty 🗽 "give me you're tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." We should want to be the light in the darkness, I can't understand when people don't want that.
I cannot believe that it is 93° f outside but it feels like 105° F outside and it's less than 70% humidity. This is wrong. This is climate change. It should not be this hot and this dry. As a Miami native I can tell you that it feels wrong. This is wrong. It's too dry to be this hot. Never in 44 yrs
I'm having a great time, being the punchline of my own joke... I laughed so hard I choked... All I really want, is a pity party, all I really want, I'm not even sorry, all I really want is my fucking party, all I really want, and I hope you're sorry, all I really want is a pity party!
My bar napkin origami crane. I make a lot of these with napkins but I also do a lot of them with paper, I'm hoping that once I do a thousand I'll get my wish. That's the promise, fold a thousand. Get your wish. It's not even crazy like I want to be a billionaire or anything, I just want to feel okay
I call them my rose tinted glasses, lol. The funny thing is they aren't pink at all, they're brown. It's the best way I found yet though to face the morning, especially if I've been up all night. They have a decently dark tint so the sun is not evil, but also everything looks better through them.
This is what my phone editing program AI thinks I would look like if I were anime. I kinda like it.
I do a lot of painting in just texture medium, initially it's white, then I paint the colors over the texture, sometimes I color the texture medium, but it's so expensive to put that much paint into the medium, I usually just do the texture and then paint. This is one I'm working on. Read Alt txt.
It's easier for me to swallow a handful of pills than to swallow just one. I'm not really sure what that says about me except that I've been sick a long ass time. It's hard to swallow one pill, this many goes down the hatch all at once just fine. Dump them in, take a chug, swallow them down, done.
Stainless & plastic sometimes make alcohol taste off. I wanted a cup that I could take into my hammock. I bought myself a 100% silicone cup (it's less reactive to things). It's for 6mo+ I'm that, so I figure it was made for me. The valve in the straw is the same shit they're selling to adults now.
If someone could just solve the old drink new drink conundrum for me, I'd be so happy.
Thank you @ravnica11.bsky.social you inspire me. I dragged this painting out today, and it doesn't look like I did much. Mostly because what was there before is now just covered up with a lot of white texture medium. Someday it will be red and lime to grass green. Read alt text for detail.
I can't read this because I refuse to subscribe, but, I'm trying my best not to feel angry. I think I'm angry though.
I didn't have starting WWIII on my bingo card until April (honestly, I figured it would happen on my birthday). You know though, these situations are what day drinking was made for. Kegsbreath is obviously plastered. Operation Epic Fury sounds like something only someone drunk would come up with.
It's also his narcissism. My mom is a narcissist. None of them believe they could possibly have ever done anything wrong.
Sorry, this was long, but it was one of the most magical things I've ever experienced, I feel it deserves to be expressed in a way that tells that story. Sorry the road sounds are a little loud (might want to lower your volume a little), I edited them down, just not enough.
For short poems, a favorite of mine has always been this one by Emily Dickinson. It's beautiful read aloud.
It's just strange, I've never seen it happen before and I searched online to see if there was a major outage, and nada. Maybe it's just a small one, or it's really recent and not reported yet?
I don't even think they're a monkey banging cymbals smart. I'm pretty sure they have rocks for brains. Just rocks rattling around in their skulls. Doesn't even work like a rock tumbler, so nothing pretty ever comes out. No flint, so definitely no sparks happening. Only nonsense rocks banging around.