They do not

This is an A+ gag

Dying

It’s an entirely different kind of flying

Comparing Miller to a gremlin is an insult to Desmond

Hopefully the curse still works in the final

Obligatory

After It’s election:

Nice quiz, eh

lol

It actually exists (or it did, maybe they don’t make it anymore)

No one: Absolutely no one: Welsh people:

You know who they should get to replace Byron Allen?

Written by this guy

Hot to Trot. Bobcat Goldthwait with other funny people, plus a live-action talking horse. How could it miss? Outside of a couple talking horse scenes, kid me was very bored and disappointed

I’d expect this kind of shameless movie cross-promotion from the WCW, but not from the WWE

Key people in the area:

Fire at Russia’s Not Gonna Make Synthetic Rubber and Plastics Anymore Plant

Here’s a photo-realistic rendering of what those ballroom plans will look like when complete

It’s important to note there’s also a Dildo Arm, and a vaguely phallus-y Dildo Pond