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Columbo enthusiast
I had a few drinks, so I took a picture of myself in a bathroom, AS ONE DOES.
South Carolina changed their license plates and I just got my new one and I hate it so much I'm considering spending $20/yr for a save the honey bees one instead.
We are living in the stupidest tech future imaginable. Side note: this click bate death trap is on an article about a bunch of kids in a Southern California neighborhood all getting an extremely rare form of cancer, so like, already pretty fucking bleak!
I print out these books and staple them and I've made like thousands all different levels and as they grow as readers the level increases, but at meet the teacher I give the kiddos like three pre-reader leveled ones to start with gummy worms and this adorable tag and it's CUTE AS SHIT.
Celebrate today by watching the best American political film of our time!
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you. (I think about this show every time I watch Jerry Maguire)
Who is the Honeybee Olivia Rodrigo is talking about in her new album and also fuck you, how dare you hurt her.
Someone please clap, because goddamn, this is really hard.
I did some eye mask shit AND had a drink AND talked about colonoscopies online.
It is WILD that these Stephen Gammell illustrations were just in a children's book. I wasn't even particularly into scary things and I owned this book and everyone I knew owned this book. Like, this is some dark shit!
Reset with a favorite picture of yourself (This is why I Bluesky)
Happy last day of school bathroom selfie for all that celebrate.
Someone has just informed me that this is a thing that exists and maybe all of my problems are solved?
I looked nice today (awards day), so I took an oddly angled selfie in the bathroom to mark this rare occasion.
Letters to Cleo owned the soundtrack business in the late 90s and I was there for it.