Rodri’s “655 completed passes are more than any other player in a World Cup finals since records began in 1966.” This chart is ridiculous. www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...

The unwarranted Anglocentrism of US soccer fans is apparent in this ridiculously optimistic pre-game fan consensus in The Athletic that England had a 64% chance of winning last night. As you can see, I had a different perspective.

Somebody point this guy to Wikipedia:

Hard to beat the weather in Green Park tonight.

Ha

The Reflecting Pool two weeks after the battle:

This is good

I eagerly await the post-Trump insider stories revealing that Mashed-Potato-for-Brains was spoon fed the answers ahead of time.

Unfortunately, you do not measure up to your own defined average. I wonder if that entered into your opinion… 🤔

Richard Dawkins and Claud(e/ia):

IMHO, this is one of the most effective responses to a creep filming you with pervert glasses:

Imagine seeing a three-time Ballon d’Or winner come off the bench as a substitute in a UWCL semifinal held in front of 60,000 home fans at the Camp Nou. If José Barcala didn’t have an ulcer before, he probably does now. #UWCL

“Life today is terrible. I can barely afford one pickup truck.”

Blasphemy, Megalomania, and Racism all in one AI slop image. Donny’s hit the trifecta of rotten cheese. Impressive.

This is an astonishing quote from Cash’s previous wife:

This cannot be Real 😁