It’s Monday

Trinity, come get your baddies chain!! #loveislandusa

Me: *being friendly for once* Them: I think Eric wants to fuck me?

I mean

I just threw up a breakfast sandwich from my nose

It’s giving salt and pepper I guess

Thinking about Panda Express

Family friendly swimsuit for the Wisconsin dells

Sucking dick and cock, at my birthday dinner?

Cruising

Who managed to go on a cruise to the Bahamas and come back with zero tan lines?

Me supporting hoe shit

Omg

Ran into someone I haven’t seen in years, and the first thing they said is wow you’re still so skinny… maybe let’s not comment on my body unprovoked

Nobody talks about the struggle of having big balls

Oops

drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 🧡 (Sasha Fierce and The Fame honorable mentions)

Moira Rose said to take naked pictures

It did

You said

Happy new year bitches

Whoever has the fake grindr of me, thank you for making me 27 💅🏾

New phone case, everyone clapped

Me in a jock and mouse ears

They give a bitch 2 options: stripping or lose

Proof of life