Erik Adams
@erikadams
Currently: Senior TV editor, The A.V. Club Previously: Sundance, IGN, IndieWire Eternally: Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater erikmadams.com / erikadamswrites@gmail.com
File photo: Dick Jones introduces VAR to the FIFA Council, circa 2015 #WorldCup
The subtitles are imperfect, but get a load of this Jason Benetti segue —moving from a rundown of the Tigers' upcoming opponents to introducing Rangers reliever Chris Martin by tying the site of this year's All-Star Game into a Coldplay lyric. Best in the biz.
What an honor to join my fellow Browner sales reps for a quick jaunt to Golden Sands, a place where there's a Sunshine cab crossing the Queensboro bridge 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Thanks, @programme4.tv!
Trying to figure out which Mr. Show square would best represent this theoretical "Robert" Odenkirk. Probably the Globochem exec who introduces New San Francisco?
Whoa: Feels like I'm entering another dimension here — a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind!
Related: Gemini hallucinating a reality where Sail Away was released in the 2010s
"Look mom: It's Silver Lion-winning director and Oppenheimer supporting player Benny Safdie!"
When stocking up for the Oscars, be sure to abide by the commonly agreed upon definition of "few."
"We had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, 5 sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and 2 dozen amyls…"
A new-to-me discovery from the end of a tape labeled "Batman / Major League": Cable Video Store, the pay-per-view service that brings the rental experience into your living room. No surly clerks here, just squeaky-clean youths who are always smiling—even when describing the horrors of The Fly II.
"Oh, mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey / A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?"
You simply haven't lived until you've seen Vincent Price introduce this video in a syndicated Halloween special from 1984.