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I write smut for fun and profit(?) Belegarth LARPer. He/him, 31. Minors will be blocked. NO AI ❌🤖❌ Ao3: zacechild Original fiction: Zack Prince on Ream, Smashwords, Kobo, and Itchio.

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🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jul 13

Rock Gods of the Underworld: Devil May Cry x Rock & Rule After Lola's boyfriend Atlas opens a portal to hell, she must rely on Thorn--the man Atlas wanted to destroy--to guide her through the ruins of Miami. The problem? Demons assert dominance by fucking. #BluePit #📖 #A #F #R #PN #W #LGBT

A moodboard of eight images. The upper left hand image is a still from a movie, with a red background that reads "It's sick, savage, and sensual!" The middle left hand image is a clawed hand holding a rose on a pink background. The bottom left hand image is an eyeshadow palette with two colors, blue and red, called DEMON LOVER. The middle picture is a silhouette of a woman parting curtains behind a pink neon light. The bottom middle picture is also a woman, wearing a red sparkly bodysuit and tights under a tight leather skirt. The upper right hand image is a monstrous hand on a bloody face. The middle right hand image is graffiti on a wall reading "I like long romantic walks to the main stage." And the bottom right hand image is a pair of hands clasped together wearing rings.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 28

#LGBTQWriteAThon Sir Lucan encounters the Monster Mixer for the first time in Rock the Boat (OUT NOW!!!) #QueerWriters #pride #writingcommunity #writesky

A snippet from Rock the Boat, where the elven knight Sir Lucan narrowly escapes a pod of spiny alligators thanks to the appearance of the Monster Mixer river cruise.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 27

Nice.

A screenshot from the website Itchio, showing that a shop has earned three hundred and sixty nine dollars, and nine cents.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 27

ROCK THE BOAT IS HERE! #itchio #ream #smutsky Join Sir Lucan as he's picked up by the Monster Mixer for one night of fucking gorgeous, gay monster men! 9.2k words of gay elf x orc #monsterfucking in an orgy setting. Itchio: zackprincebooks.itch.io/rock-the-boat Ream: reamstories.com/zackprince

A book cover with a green background, and lilies floating in the water. Cattails and moss are in the foreground. The book is titled Rock the Boat by Zack Prince.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 25

Shagrol reaches out one hand to Lucan, one corner of his lip lifting in an expectant smirk. “Did you want to have a lot more fun?” Lucan doesn’t hesitate to take his hand. Rock the Boat will be dicki—I mean, docking on #Itchio and #Ream Saturday! #A #F #LGBTQ+ #CS #erotica #smutsky #UnhingedPit

A meme of two images, the top image is a woman lying under some rubble. It is captioned Sir Lucan Findlay, lost in the Jade Wetlands. The bottom image is Mercy from Overwatch reaching out a hand to help her. The caption beneath that image reads A riverboat full of gorgeous orcs with huge cocks.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 24

Cyber City Oedo 808 X Redline 2 nights before the Blueshift race, Vespera is out a mechanic—and broke. But Alix will do it for free, on the condition that Vespera takes him on a date. 🍆 Large penis 👽 Alienfucker 🏳️‍🌈 MxM romance 🚀 Sci-fi cyberpunk SUMMER 27 #WIP #M #S #Gay #🔥🔥 #An #Wr #Pr #Smutpit

A moodboard of five images. In the top left corner is a spaceship leaving a pink and blue starry galaxy. Below it is a pink old fashioned car with a heart shaped steering wheel. In the left column is a neon arrow pointing reading love and lust, purple sparkly makeup titled misfit, and a neon sign reading you’re weird…I like you.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 24

A wrong turn gets Sir Lucan lost in the Jade Wetlands, only to be rescued by a riverboat of gorgeous monsters! ROCK THE BOAT: 9.2k words of gay elf x orc groupsex, cummi—er, coming to #itchio this Saturday! (6/27) #SmutPit #F #M #Pol #Gay #Trn #🔥🔥 #An #Ex #Gr #Sw

A green book cover with cattails in the foreground. Lily pads and pink lilies float in swampy water. The book is titled Rock the Boat by Zack Prince.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 4

What about a short, sweet heat #erotica? Cream and Sugar follows the morning routine in the temple of Adorian, god of love, and Honeysuckle, one of his senior stewards. (M4TM, fantasy setting, mild monsterfucking.) zackprincebooks.itch.io/cream-and-su...

A pink and white book cover, titled Cream and Sugar by Zack Prince. The centerpiece of the cover is a cup of coffee with a splash of cream in the shape of a heart. Two clasped hands are on one side of the cup, and a peony flower is on the other side.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 2

If vampires weren't your vibe, then my a steamy mannerpunk romance, Pirates and Poise, is part of the Pride Hard #PrideBookFair! There's 37 books for $40; supporting queer/trans authors and their works. #queerwriters #pride itch.io/b/3675/pride...

A book cover for Pirates and Poise by Zack Prince. The book title and author's name are overlaid a purple starry night with an airship passing over a forested lake.

Pride Book Fair 2026 Bundle #1: Pride Hard
A Gaze So Longing River Flynn; A Lion Among Mice David Hardie; A Promise Broken S L Dove Cooper; Blood on the Snow Finn McLellan; Carved Water M K Nedjelkovic; Cherry Kicks Red Meat Mitch Miller; Cyber Snow A E Bross; Enemies to Enemies Ash Kreider; Graft Madeline Marie Rose; Have It All Beverly Anne Michael; Hurt To Kill Piamo; Hypatos Rey Rider; Iron Spirit Linn Foster; Javawocky Lou Ella Stone; Jevin Dark Joanna Masters; Lamb Stag Wolf Airic Fenn; Mind Pacc Sloane TVBand; Night Live Alba V Sarria; Non Player Character Veo Corva; Pirates and Poise Zach Prince; Saoirse Kennedy Old Ghosts Janina Franck; Scholarly Pursuits A Queer Anthology of Cozy Academia Stories; Silver Blood T L Morgan; Spice of Life ACM; Still So Illegible M K Zariel; Tales of Yamato Odessa Silver; The Edge of a World JD Rivers; The Emerald Hymnal Dylan Cassidy; The Hand That Feeds Sass Everett; The Modern Mythos Anomaly Juniper Lake Fitzgerald; The Thirteenth Key Cara Nox; The World of Juno Daniel Eavenson; Troubled Bodies Jake Vanguard; Unchain My Heart RJ Martin; Winner Takes All Claris Lam; Woman of Sorrow and Blood Dianna Gunn; As I Command Kel E Fox

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Jun 1

A flash of lightning. Ominous organ music plays. A coffin opens and a pale hand points at you... ONLY 3 HOURS LEFT TO GET THE DRACULA'S ANNIVERSARY #BUNDLE ON #ITCHIO! #vampire #smutsky itch.io/b/3663/dracu...

Dracula's Anniversary Bundle: twenty eight books for twenty five dollars. Horror, romance, suspense, and erotica. May fourteenth to May thirty-first. Itch dot io.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 25

#WritingShare I'm Zack Prince, writer of queer and trans smut! I'm spotlighting Cream and Sugar: Honeysuckle is in love with the god of love himself, Adorian. But are his feelings mutual? 7k words of sweet heat MxTM fantasy erotica. (Cover/blurb are SFW.) zackprincebooks.itch.io/cream-and-su...

A snippet from a Word document, describing a satyr named Honeysuckle going about his morning routine in the Daydream Quarters. He stops near a stained glass window of the god of love Adorian, and gives the window a kiss.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 23

When Vailintin Delacey wins the county fair pie contest, they disrupt a long-running rivalry between the alternating champions who will do anything for Vailintin's recipe... #WIPPIT #A #F #R #SS #LGBT #smutsky #erotica🌶️📖 🏳️‍⚧️TFxNBxTF 🥧Cream pies 🍒Delicious cherries 🍆Large cocks 🔥High heat

A moodboard of six images. The first image in the top left corner is a person with white hair braided in a crown around their head. The image below that is a county fair lit up at night. The image in the top right hand corner is black text on a white background reading you wanna come over, and maybe come over and over? The image in the middle is a table with multiple pies and cheesecakes. The images in the lower right hand corner are cherries arranged in the shape of a heart and an eyeshadow pan with a shade called super orgasm.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 15

Assume things about Gaël, the main character of my WIP Sir Gaël's Journals! (they/them) Art by @saintsbeware.bsky.social

A pink background with white text reading Post Your O C and let people assume things about them" with three arrows pointing to the right.

A black and white sketch of a long haired individual wearing a cowl over a fur cloak.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 14

Vampires, vampires, vampires! The Dracula Anniversary #Bundle is now live on #itchio! 28 mature #vampire #books, from the scary to the sexy and everything in between—only $25! itch.io/b/3663/dracu...

A promotion for the Dracula’s Anniversary Bundle on Itchio. A red hand is reaching up towards the words Dracula’s anniversary bundle! Get it on Itchio. 28 books for 25 dollars. Romance, horror, suspense, and erotica. May 14th to May 31st. The border is surrounded by cobwebs.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 9

<-- The shitty MSPaint vs what @reedraws.bsky.social gave -->

An MS Paint drawing with boards as the background. Green zombie "fingers" are crawling up the sides, trying to get to a pair of stick figures labeled "Luther Wolfrang" and "Juana Esposito." The painting is titled Getaway from Hope's Ridge with a splatter of blood dripping from the E in Ridge.

A gorgeous book cover of an Arapaho man Luther running with a Latina woman Juana, looking terrified as they escape two zombiefied hands trying to rip the background out from behind them. It is titled Getaway from Hope's Ridge in silver letters.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 8

#WeeknightWriters The Dracula's Anniversary Bundle goes live next week! You can check out all the goodies we have for sale ahead; we've got some great stuff. itch.io/b/3663/dracu...

A white background with red roses in each of the four corners. The text reads Dracula's Anniversary Bundle, twenty eight books for twenty five dollars, horror, romance, suspense, and erotica, May fourteenth to May thirty first, on itch io.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 6

Happy #WriterShareWednesday! All entries to the Dracula’s Anniversary Bundle on #itchio have been approved. The #bundle will go live one week from tomorrow!

A screenshot of the Dracula’s Anniversary Bundle on Itchio

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 3

#Mememay Sir Gael from the titular Sir Gael’s Journals.

An image of an owl peeking out from a hollow tree. Text over the image reads I might be a perverted obsessive freak but my heart is pure.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· May 3

If you are part of the Dracula's Anniversary #Bundle on #itchio, please check to make sure that you've approved your work to appear in the bundle! If all items are not approved by May 14th, the bundle can't go through.

A screenshot from the Dracula's Anniversary Bundle on Itchio.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Apr 29

The Mossbloom Forest hides a banquet of delights for Vailintin. All they have to do is look closer. Springtime Sweetness includes: 🦄 Monsterfucking 🫐 Aphrodisiacs 🪄 Sex Magic 🏳️‍⚧️ Nonbinary protag 💖 Enthusiastic consent #questpit #A #P #F #RF #smutsky

A moodboard of six images. The first on the left is a white haired person wearing a crown of leaves and gemstones. The second image is of a unicorn statue at sunset. The third image is a honeycomb. The fourth and fifth images are of forests. And the sixth image is a gathering of blackberries, figs, and herbs.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Apr 18

Blueshift is the most dangerous race in the Straban Cosmic System, and Vespera's mechanic has fled with all of his money--2 days before the race starts. Synthian mechanic Alix is Vespera's last hope. The catch? When Vespera wins, he must take Alix on a date. #posterpit #A #SF #R #smutsky

A metallic blue movie poster with white text and a white car outline. The text at the top reads If Redline and Cyber City Oedo had a gay baby. The white text in the middle says M/M alien romance and Galactic Space Race. The white text at the bottom reads Summer 2027. The whole thing is titled BLUESHIFT.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Apr 6

I'm Zack Prince, writer of queer and trans fantasy #erotica! There's a lot in store at zackprincebooks.itch.io, such as wizards with magic boobs and T4T Victorian vampires. All of my works are meant for 18+ readers.

A blue and black gradient book cover with a white tower on the left side. Gold and silver sparks shoot out from the top of the tower. The book is titled Wizard Big Magicals, and it is written by Zack Prince.

A red book cover with a splash of ink at the top. Below the ink is a Victorian manor with bats flying out of the top window and a carriage approaching. The book is titled The Mistress of Rosehorn Hall.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Apr 5

I'm Zack Prince, writer of queer/trans erotica! There's a lot in store at zackprincebooks.itch.io, including vampires, sky pirates, and gods of love. All of my works are meant for 18+ readers.

A starry night sky book cover, with an airship flying over a lake. The book is titled Pirates and Poise.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Apr 4

#QueerWritersChat Sarah tries to cool off after her first encounter with her fiance, Lord Rufus: #QueerWriters #writesky #writers

A snippet from The Mistress of Rosehorn Hall, where Sarah Linwood tries to calm herself down after meeting her fiance, Lord Rufus, for the first time.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Mar 28

#QueerWritersChat I think the only one I have is from The Mistress of Rosehorn Hall: #QueerWriters #WriteSky #writesky

A word document snippet from The Mistress of Rosehorn Hall. Sarah, the main character, recalls her childhood with her brother Harold telling her scary stories about werewolves in the cemetery.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Mar 27

Many instances of "royal" from my knightly erotica Gallant and Errant. Sir Calimero finds that the royal quarters are much changed from his last visit... #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts

A snippet from a word document, describing a knight Sir Calimero walking through the royal quarters. He feels a deep sense of loss, and passes a portrait of the current king and his queen, on their wedding day but still wearing mourning attire.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Mar 17

Today I 🅱️oted.

An image of someone sitting in a car, holding an I Voted sticker.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Mar 7

Wizard Big Magicals is part of the #Transhet Jam! The great wizard, Invokore the Immaculate, offers his "services" to women like Grace who are unhappy with their bodies. In exchange, they are bound to him and his tower for one night. #transky #smutsky zackprincebooks.itch.io/wizard-big-m...

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Mar 1

All four of my books are part of the Smashwords Read an Ebook Week! They're 50% off until March 7th, when they go back to their normal price. I have pirates, gods, and romance galore! www.smashwords.com/sale #ebookweek26 #Smashwords #smutsky

A header for the Smashwords Read an Ebook week sale. A woman with black hair is reading an orange book.

🔞On Wednesdays, we hit our friends🔞@esteemedbastard· Feb 28

Recipe for GODHUNT: One closeted trans man One vengeful forest god Two fancy lesbians Lots of baked goods A dozen dead wolves At least one religious experience Combine in a conservative oceanside town. Shake vigorously. Flambe and serve immediately. #unhingedpit #NA #H #R #LGBT #WIP #Ream