Stone Cold Jane Austen
@estrusflask
I'm Lorelai Sabrina, but you can call me Rory, unless I hate you. Then you can't. Gandalf's Goth Sister Not a fan of archons. 🔞 💉3/3/22
Yesterday when she took me to the doctor and grocery store, @annaisahyena.bsky.social kept glancing at me and smiling and I think that bitch might be gay.
I'm still poor and I don't know what to do about it other than beg. But also I've started putting stuff up on Ao3
Why do people 246 miles away want to DM me on Grindr? I'm not gonna hop a train to suck your dick. Unless you're a lesbian I already like a lot, and you pay for the ticket.
Begging for money again. If you want, I'll write something for you.
Who wants to see a picture of my ass. Who wants to tip me for letting you see a picture of my ass 🥺 linktree.com/estrusflask
Whoops, turns out I was having too much fun and the guy who's been backseat STing since day one gets his way. Also, the gall to tell me I can't talk to the ST that's my friend about this, and the lie that he approved of their decision. And now the whiny guy is going to be an ST.
I want to post something, but I need everyone to be as not normal about it as possible. Anyway, if you were curious what it looks like to get fucked by me...
Someone sketched my character! She's so adorable I just had to clean it up and color it 😭💖 I love my little over microwaved blorbo.
Who knew Jason Mendoza could turn me to the dark side *so* easily 🥺 I'm ready to bleed my lightsaber. Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Just in case anyone wants to send me pizza money, it's about 30$ and I'll need at least two to feed my house of trans girls who would love to have a pizza 🥺
Had some chicken thighs that were going bad probably yesterday and decided that since I didn't have what I needed for my usual chicken did, I'd make chicken strips. Ended up with what is absolutely the best friend chicken I've ever made. Could'a used more seasoning, tho. Not enough herbs & spices
Here you go, courtesy of @zealousagain.bsky.social for the examples.
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny
Roleplaying several different play by post characters all having Big Emotions™ at the same
I may not be a looker, but I am a pretty good cooker (Yes, baking and cooking are different, shut up, it rhymes)
This is slander because unlike Khaled, this man absolutely goes down on Arwen. He was a wifeguy (positive) for sure.
Imagine coming back to Earth and seeing that they call it Good Friday. "Good for WHO?"