I feel so sorry for the poor bastards who have to make these cold calls trying to sell tickets.

He disagrees.

The animals can sense it when something’s off.

What in God’s name is that thing just above the solitary hair? It’s too thick to be another hair, doesn’t really look like a skin tag. It almost looks like a splinter sticking out the skin. He’s a David Lynch character.

Takes a special kind of coward to do this anonymously and not allow the person they’re (wrongly) calling out a chance to respond in any way. Replies turned off, quote posts turned off.

Why would anyone think this guy was racist?

Sure seems like you’re cheering for death and violence against those you disagree with, Tony.

This is actually the top story on the Fox News website. CBS had a tiny blurb about 7 items down.

I write this maybe a minute ago.

Yes

This is his bed at work. A present from grandma.

This would be the bastard in question.

My little moron dug right through the bottom of his bed, and this is the result.

Loser

Sometimes life throws a random beautiful thing at you, in this case a swan in the East River.

This is what pops up when I try (on my phone).

Here’s the reason I gave to Disney for my cancellation.

These are prices for a 5 minute ride. A FIVE MINUTE RIDE.

Interesting company name.

Currently floating above Manhattan.

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social This is giving me ILS PTSD. 😂

This is what it’s saying right now

Every Mets fan text, tonight.

The next mayor of DC?

Here’s a screenshot.

This was my Homer. He was such a good boy.

This is Kito.