

Ethan@ethanvenable· Jul 8 I can’t imagine a reason why somebody might shoot insurance company CEOs.

Ethan@ethanvenable· May 9 I was not informed these existed and I’m very disappointed in everyone.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Jan 10 Instagram is trying to tell me something.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Dec 28 I need a life like my cat.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Dec 21 Baby, you’re so hot that your uranium.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Dec 16 My geek level is tracking radiation on my commute.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Dec 2 that canceled show you'll never stop thinking about.


Ethan@ethanvenable· Oct 3 As if the original attempt helped my anti-social introverted self.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Sep 13 He knew how to debate well with four miniguns.



Ethan@ethanvenable· Jul 15 So many people on this planet need to disappear permanently.

Ethan@ethanvenable· May 12 My Summer of Soccer begins today. Waiting for the start of the Oakland Soul home opener. Let’s go!

Ethan@ethanvenable· Apr 10 Little goob waiting for me as I get home.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Feb 11 I need to start planning my 2025 Summer of Soccer.
Last year was a ton of fun.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Feb 11 This new emoji AI thing is going to be my mood stabilizer.

Ethan@ethanvenable· Jan 5 It’s a lazy bake morning.