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@etruscansnood
I put pineapple on pizza and ketchup on hot dogs and there ain't nothin' you chumps can do about it. Colorado guy living in Northern California. Dog pics and occasional opinions about the Denver Nuggets a specialty. He/Him
Jesus Christ, fuck you, Adobe. I'm reading scripts. Reading the actual documents is the entire point of what I'm doing. I hate this shit so fucking much. Nobody but C-suite dipshits laboring under the delusion that their time is actually valuable wants this.
I know one occasional Off Panel listener who will be riveted.
When I make a meal that we're all three eating and serve it in bowls, it's got a very Papa Bear/Mama Bear/Baby Bear quality to it.
I keep thinking of this every time I see that still of DwayneTheRockJohnson from the new thing.
Any of the various goons in matching shirts from Batman '66, though I'm especially partial to when the Riddler would have guys with names like "CHUCKLES" and "CHORTLES" and Catwoman's henchmen in tiger-striped jackets and kitty-ear hats.
@osutein.bsky.social AUSTIN HOLY SHIT IT'S A REAL BOOK WITH LIKE PAGES AND EVERYTHING
The people out here simping for Platner really are dumbasses of an utterly astonishing level. Incredible shit.
Hilariously, though, it is still incredibly possible to fuck even that up.
We adopted Princess Robin too soon after a previous cat died because our other cat, Loki, was utterly bereft without his bestie. Unfortunately, instead of friends they became mortal enemies and had to be kept separate in the house until Loki died a few years later. She's much happier as an only cat.
I donno man, rooting for my country in sports isn't the same thing as rooting for my government. It's just not. Sorry not sorry.
If you're waiting in the car to take Mom home from the hospital with me today, this is what you get. Allez les Bleus!
Cheating on Ludo this morning with my parents' dog Paco. Here he inspects the Great Monuments of his People, placed there decades ago by dogs whose names have been lost to history.
If you're flying to Colorado with me today, this is what you get. Thru security and waiting at the gate barely ten minutes after @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social and F dropped me off. Regional airports rule.
Every one of the Android messaging app's suggested replies to my wife's basic informational text sounds so fucking sarcastic.
The head draped over the armrest doesn't look like it would be comfortable to me, but Ludo seems to enjoy it, he does it all the time.
Kat Abughazaleh claims to be poor, but it turns out SHE HAS TWENTY DOLLARS.
Okay, MAGA Chuds, I know that unintentionally absurdist performative patriotism is one of your main things, but this is around the bend.
I struggled with this one because, like...strongly agree except that it's clearly 100% not at all secret?
Nah, ALLEZ LES BLEUS, I say. I'm not normally an overdog-rooting kinda guy, but what can I say? France is great and if it's not going to be the USA (it's not), I want France to win so I can get a new hat with a third star the next time we go there.