Eventual Carrion

@eventualcarrion

Great hide and seek players are hard to find Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver and cheaper The early bird may get the worm, But the second mouse gets the cheese. Remember, any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.

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Bluesky

¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y eventualcarrion.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· 8d

Pic of the bottom of a steam iron with the holes looking like shark teeth. Iron, bottom facing front, in middle front of a pile of folded blue shirts. Poster stating name of movie is "Chores".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· 19d

Remember these

Pic of post that BlueSky sent out denoting what number of user you were when you joined to celebrate 10M users. I was number 475,147

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· 24d

Weirdo on car roof watching the neighbors cats #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

Pic of tan/white cat (Weirdo) on car roof watching the neighbors cats

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· 26d

Mitch and friends

Shopped proof of life pic of Mitch and his wife with Charlie Kirk, Epstein and Linsey Graham behind them in the room.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jul 4

Happy

Pic of tRump, from the back, hitting a golf ball towards the Whitehouse in the background while fireworks explode overhead. Caption reads, "In Depends Day".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 27

Pic of a zombie like character wearing a top hat (like Mr. Monopoly) in front of smoke stacks and factory buildings. Text reads, "Capitalism is based on a ridiculous notion that you can enjoy limitless growth in a closed finite system. In biology, such behavior of cells is called 'cancer'".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 24

Pic of Baghdad Bob, hands in teh air, palms facing camera, exclaiming that everything is just fine, as the military drive into Baghdad.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 21

Text of post says, "He has identified the vandals at the Reflecting Pool as members of the revolutionary task force ALGE ZEERA"

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 20

#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky My cats and I lounging on the front porch Thursday. Orange cat (Fred) on the chair, White cat (Bunny) on the table by the front steps and tan/white cat (Weirdo) at the top of the steps. It was a nice day for sitting out.

My cats and I lounging on the front porch Thursday. Orange cat (Fred) on the chair, White cat (Bunny) on the table by the front steps and tan/white cat (Weirdo) at the top of the steps. It was a nice day for sitting out.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 16

I wouldn't talk to him either

Pic of tRump and the other G7 attendees, with tRump just standing alone, looking lost, in the middle of the dais while the other attendees are busy with hello's and small talk.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 14

Pic of the gladiator arena tRump setup at the Peoples House. But all the advertising on it is for "Brando - The Thirst Mutilator" ala Idiocracy.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 14

Photo of a woman talking to Groucho Marx. Woman says, "I believe Donald J. Trump was sent by god.", and Groucho replies, "Why? Did he run out of locusts?

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 11

1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 6

Pic reading, "Just saw a sign the said "I would rather have 1000 MAGA supporters in my shop than one non-binary lefty libtard"".

Funeral directors are funny.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 6

Pic that says, "If you think California is taking a long time to count their votes, wait until you hear how long the tRump administration is taking to release the Epstein Files as required by LAW".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jun 4

Would be a safe bet

AI pick of tRump standing on the moon with his helmet under his arm. Caption reads, "Since he stared directly into an eclipse, he probably would be stupid enough to take his helmet off on the moon".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· May 27

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· May 23

#Caturday I go to get a glass of water and Weirdo decided that I didn't need anywhere to put my feet as I sit at the computer.

Tan and white youngest cat, Weirdo, laying under my desk where I need to put my feet when typing. He can be so clingy sometimes.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· May 16

Weirdo in his favorite place on the cat tree. #Caturday

My youngest cat Weirdo peaking over the rim of the round cat hammock on the cat tree.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· May 3

Sept. 2015 Jackson Browne Cleveland OH

Jackson Browne and band onstage in Cleveland OH in Sept. 2015

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· May 1

Charts showing what gerrymandering can do to screw up elections.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Apr 26

Me from yearbook pic around '77 or '78. Blurry

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Feb 21

#Caturday Spot in the cat treehouse

Cat (Spot) laying on his side looking at me from the cat treehouse.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jan 25

Penguin walking in the snow coming from the mountains on Greenland holding an American flag and a shovel. Word bubble, "It's done.". A goof of the pic of tRump and the penguin walking towards the mountains on Greenland.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jan 4

Old man with his arm out of the car window thumbing backwards. Caption, "These new cars are weird. Just wanted to reverse and it's showing me a video of someone getting run over.".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jan 2

#starwars

Top pic shows bagels shaped like Yoda's head and captioned, "Yoda bagels". Lower pic shows a burnt bagel and captioned, "Anakin bagels".

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Jan 1

Merry New Year!

TV's Cleaver family photo. Beaver with shaved head. Word bubble from Ward, "That's not what I meant, June"

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Dec 26

Dog looking sad at the camera. Decorated Christmas tree laying down on carpet behind dog. Caption, "Thank goodness you're home ... the Christmas tree fainted'

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Dec 23

#Christmas

Manger display. Mary and Joseph praying over baby Jesus with a halo in the manger. When looked at a different way it looks like 2 T Rex's fighting over a table saw.

Eventual Carrion@eventualcarrion· Dec 20

#Caturday This is my new temporary addition to the family. A few weeks ago I came home and found this little kitten shivering at the foot of my porch steps. I am trying to find him a home right now. I am too old to take on a kitten. Already have 2 cats and they are enough. He is a character tho'.