hieland quoi (@evpok) · DIRTY

hieland quoi

@evpok

Plays music on interesting instruments, cooks for the revolution, is a computational linguist, earns cider being a university prof. Death to all tyrants 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 they or anything gender neutral

1179 Siguiendo1888 Seguidores17.922 Publicaciones

¿Es tu perfil?Reclámalo y evpok.dirty.social es tuyo.Reclamar perfil

hieland quoi@evpok· 9d

in the style of "you wouldn't steal a car": you wouldn't swallop a cod

hieland quoi@evpok· 12d

sending this to my crush to announce that i dyed my pubic hair

plant cream cheese box saying "new look, same great taste! Supreme CREAMY"

hieland quoi@evpok· 13d

I'm fully obsessed

Alex Haus of Decline in a bow legged stance trying to psychically influence someone. Her face is an absolutely wonderful mess

hieland quoi@evpok· Jul 1

without downloading any pics, old or mew,. what's it like being in a relationship with you

a tube oh uhu poly max glue. montagekleber! sofot power! endfest!

hieland quoi@evpok· Jun 30

tfw when your annotation standard is a cryptid

Versions

According to the official TimeML website, there are currently three versions of the TimeML specification language, although it is rumored that other versions exist

hieland quoi@evpok· Jun 21

be prepared to see me post this every day next week

Nancy's Sluggo melting in the heat:

"Boy, what a hot day Woist day dis year"

hieland quoi@evpok· Jun 6

just look at him

a 17th century porcelain milk cup shaped and coloured like a human breast

hieland quoi@evpok· Jun 5

La ligne bleue des sauges

a photo of salvia officinalis

hieland quoi@evpok· Jun 4

The "I do not control" meme, saying "i do not control the weather"

hieland quoi@evpok· May 20

same energy

french anti smoking ad showing young people smoking cigarettes with their head at the crotch-level of an obscured man in a business suit who appears to direct each head, with a forceful hand, toward his loins. The text says "Fumer, c'est être l'esclave du tabac"

hieland quoi@evpok· May 13

waiter: so how is everything?
me: great!
waiter: (disgusted) even war?

hieland quoi@evpok· May 13

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

job interview: girl dressed as a preppy student
lesbian visibility week: same girl dressed the highest fucking femme

it's a play on the "bimbo finds a book" meme, also it's Fritzi Ritz from Nancy as drawn by Caroline Cash

hieland quoi@evpok· May 10

literally

Person talking to a computer:

- say "i am evil"
- I AM EVIL
- oh my god

hieland quoi@evpok· Apr 4

i really wish they had out of the box graph display but

Colloquium: an academic meeting or seminar usually led by a different lecturer and on a different topic at each meeting.
has one Hypernym
Conference: a prearranged meeting for consultation or exchange of information or discussion (especially one with a formal agenda).
It has one hypermym:
group meeting: meeting a formally arranged gathering “next year the meeting will be in Chicago” “the meeting elected a chairperson”.

Colloquium: an address to an academic meeting or seminar
has 1 Hypernym:
address speech: the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience “he listened to an address on minor Roman poets”

hieland quoi@evpok· Mar 17

your last saved meme is you moral philosophy

me: hey, France, watcha doin'
France : maintenance de routine, pas grave
me: but it... kinda looks like...
(it looks like a guillotine being set up)
France : maintenance de routine !!!

hieland quoi@evpok· Mar 4

also football for me but

Zinedine Zidane headbutting Marco Materazzi in the finale of the 2006 football world cup

hieland quoi@evpok· Feb 9

post edited to black out almost all the text except "you have to treat every single thing that Musk says as suspect"

hieland quoi@evpok· Jan 31

look mate i appreciate the sentiment but i do believe that there's a significant fraction of people living within the US who rightfully don't call themselves "immigrants" and also that they have a pretty good case that many of y'all are rather colonists and descendants of colonists

every single person currently living within the US is an immigrant. all of us and all of us are subect to the wims of this psychotic christo-fascist regime. if we are not like them we are targets. all of us period.

hieland quoi@evpok· Jan 10

their lives look so sad

anonimized ai pervert: "this PR was created by Claude and got merged into open-slopware, making open-slopware eligible to be on its own list"

hieland quoi@evpok· Jan 9

bugs bunny eating a carrot while lounging on the floor: "in 1976, unknown communist militants assassinated former waffen SS commander and war criminal Joachim Peiper by burning down his house"

hieland quoi@evpok· Nov 16

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

"oops you added too much" cookies meme: a diagnostic showing cookies baked with too much of one ingredient: butter, sugar, flour, baking soda, egg, homosexual subtext.
that last one is not a cookie but the cover of the Iliad

hieland quoi@evpok· Nov 9

ok hear me out

hieland quoi@evpok· Oct 27

"also paying minimal wage is nothing to brag about?"

A room with blood splattered all over the walls and caption "CAPTION THIS WITH THE 2ND TO LAST TEXT YOU SENT."

hieland quoi@evpok· Oct 10

Meme de mo dans les Simpsons
Lecornu dégage lecornu qui réapparaît derrière

hieland quoi@evpok· Oct 10

Le meme avec l’adolescent qui publie 4 vidéos à la suite pour dire qu'il arrête youtube et qu’il revient, mais les noms des vidéos sont modifiés:
"Dans 48h je nomme un 1er ministre de rupture."

"C'est Lecornu, mon gars sûr!"

"Juré, dans 48h on arrête les conneries."

" Je renomme mon gars sûr 1er ministre!"

hieland quoi@evpok· Sep 10

chatting with the gang

Gordon Ramsay saying "delicious, finally some good fucking linguistics"

hieland quoi@evpok· Sep 2

Crossing the German border once more

A tall woman labeled "straßburg" standing next to a small mam labeled "Kehl"

hieland quoi@evpok· Sep 2

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

Communication from the government of Nova Scotia. On a background of ominous tree shadows on a white sky, the words "stay out of the WOODS"

hieland quoi@evpok· Sep 1

I'm not risking it either Post a random picture or else everything will go wrong in September

Screenshot of something off khq.com

Quote from man stabbed: "what are you gonna do, stab me?"

hieland quoi@evpok· Aug 8

a sculpture of munch's scream saying "Comment donc. La stupéfaction m'envahit"