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@fadeastride
37. bipolar. bisexual. angels. giants. ducks. stars. union goon.
like it was literally printed like this. my guy, you're buying baked goods in a white, affluent neighborhood
I just pulled, no joke, six individual strands of cat fur out of my lipgloss
actually took a second to look at my rental car's plate and started laughing
I'm gonna get turbo-Zucced someday cuz I keep responding to fb bigots with this gif
buddy, this is like the third list you've added me to. smoke a joint and get over it
Bean loves to help. I've been trying to organize my makeup and she's been deeply involved
cishet men continue to stress me out. does this man think women pee from their vaginas???
sometimes u gotta put bourbon in your sippy cup and finish your walkies for the day
I just had a door dasher come in and the customer had ordered two king size Reese's cups. for reference, those are usually 2.29 when they're regular price. this is how much they paid before tip. they had to be, like, soooo stoned, right?
I bought queso pork sausages the other day. I was trying to figure out what to do with them and there were so many sausage and bean recipes. but I needed a sauce of some kind. and I said "fuck it" and made a mozzarella cheese sauce. and it SLAPS. absolutely not figuring out the fat & calorie content
just came to work to pick Melody up and parked next to this MENSA member
it's Blue's 10th birthday, so here's a picture of her being the comfiest cat in the whole wide world
today a boy asked me if we had a specific Hot Wheel in stock. as if I'M supposed to know off the top of my head. for reference, these are just some of the Hot Wheels we carry
I told Curtis before the game that I'd buy the shirt of whichever Duck scored what ended up being the game winning goal. I said what I said.