just chris (@fae-imposter) · DIRTY

just chris

@fae-imposter

*not the brightest knife in the crayon box *i do not want to see any of you naked

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just chris@fae-imposter· 3d

it's hard, there's too many people in the picture

a "where's waldo?" style picture of a biblical looking crowd, with the words:

can you find Jesus?

introducing your child to the gospel

just chris@fae-imposter· 12d

copy of a post by lauren @NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

just chris@fae-imposter· 21d

👏 bring 👏 back 👏 people 👏 pins

photo of a "people pin", 5 white triangles topped with white circles, grouped as if an adult was gathering 4 children for a photo, against a square black background, the whole thing is lacquered. these pins were popular in the 80s and 90s.

just chris@fae-imposter· 26d

this knothead keeps banging on about breakfast

just chris@fae-imposter· Jul 20

describe your favorite movie in the most boring way possible. a man tries for 2 hours to find out what happened to a bunny

dvd cover image for the big lebowski, a photo of a man with shoulder length brown hair and a goatee, wearing a purple v-neck tee and a tan Pendleton sweater, standing in front of a red rug pattern

just chris@fae-imposter· Jul 6

Pennsylvania, mid gen-x, and yeah, this looks like i've just discovered a body and am afraid i'll be accused of the crime. in the summer of '72, little chris found out how hard it is to prove your innocence when you're only learning to talk, in "Baby, Don't Hurt Me!" (this film is not yet rated)

a nervous looking 2 year old girl, with curly dark hair, wearing a white top/red pants combo, standing in the most 1972-era living room ever found in Pennsylvania.

just chris@fae-imposter· Jul 5

bert from Sesame Street, a yellow male muppet with black hair and a unibrow on a pineapple shaped head, wearing a white turtleneck under a yellow, blue, and red striped sweater. he is staring lovingly at his pigeon, bernice.

just chris@fae-imposter· Jul 3

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image ~

winnie the pooh, wrapped in a purple blanket, holding a steaming mug of tea, smiling

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 18

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

a promotional image from the 1987 sitcom She's the Sheriff, starring Suzanne Somers, a photo of Suzanne dressed as a sheriff and shrugging like she can't believe this premise got made either

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 13

little guy, dog edition

a wheaten cairn terrier, lying on an eagles blanket on a brown cover on a darker brown chair (we like blankets), looking sleepy

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 13

oh to be a little guy lazing about the house

a rather round calico cat, lying on the strip between the screen and storm doors, keeping watch

a cow kitty, in loaf formation, lying next to his fuzzy crinkle bottle on the carpet

a black and white tuxedo cat sitting alertly on a green linoleum floor, preparing to commit food theft

a black and brown tabby cat with a white bib, lying in a hammock, looking out the window at something, possibly a bug, or a ghost

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 5

i think door dash fucked up my order

a cow kitty in a teal insulated shopping bag looking up without a thought in his head, next to a black and white tuxedo cat in a brown paper shopping bag wondering why he chose the crinkly bag instead of the soft one

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 4

on hot summer days, be careful that your terrier doesn't melt

a small wheaten cairn terrier, melting into the grass, laying on his side

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 3

busy breakfast shift this morning

photo of 5 cats eating breakfast in a kitchen:
grey tuxedo on the table in the foreground
fat calico and black tuxedo on the floor in the center
cow kitty and brown tabby on floor in background by basement door

just chris@fae-imposter· Jun 1

me and my friends on June 1

seven felt finger puppet elves, arranged in a line so that their clothes and hats are in the order of the colors of the rainbow, red-orange-yellow-green-blue-indigo-violet

just chris@fae-imposter· May 25

Angus wants to wish you all a good Memorial Day, and tell you he loves you. yes, even you, he loves everyone.

a top-down photo of a small wheaten cairn terrier, looking up at the camera, waiting patiently for his breakfast. he looks like a fluffy stuffed animal, and he wants to say he loves you

just chris@fae-imposter· May 10

@dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social tell your publishers that being on bluesky not only sells new titles, it all moves back catalog

photo of a bookshelf, focusing on 4 novels by Tom Cox: Everything Will Swallow You, Villager,1983, and Help The Witch

just chris@fae-imposter· May 10

happy birthday! have some Angus

wheaten cairn terrier lying in a pink beanbag chair. he is not sure how he got here, nor how to get off.

wheaten cairn terrier standing on the lid of a recycling can outside a window, deciding if he can risk climbing through the window to get back in the house.

just chris@fae-imposter· May 9

Best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only i don't know if this is the wrongest answer, but it is one of the most confusing

poster for the film Ryan's Babe, The Road Movie That Doesn't Know Where It's Going

a man in white boxer shorts with a red maple leaf is in the center, surrounded by a few women who want to attack him, hug him, and/or hitchhike with him, and one man with a rifle, behind a woman sitting on a pile of tires next to a teddy bear and a suitcase full of cash. the pister is somehow less baffling than the actual film, but it seems to be influenced loosely by the Odyssey.

just chris@fae-imposter· May 6

go phils!

just chris@fae-imposter· May 6

just chris@fae-imposter· May 5

hyperfocus guacamole

a post-prompt from elle gato @elle_em

your Kentucky Derby horse name is:

a symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate

just chris@fae-imposter· May 1

ANGUS IS TRYING. THIS IS VERY DIFFICULT.

wheaten cairn terrier wearing a blue collar, sitting very politely, trying to be calm. he is very small, and wants to be very loud.

just chris@fae-imposter· Apr 23

photo of a collection of philly sports garden gnomes (phillies, flyers, and eagles) and assorted little guys (an eagles santa with reindeer, eagles totem pole, and stuffed gritty and phanatic) on a glass
entertainment center under a TV showing the phillies game

just chris@fae-imposter· Apr 22

new favorite snack acquired

photo of Quaker butter popcorn flavored rice cakes

just chris@fae-imposter· Apr 22

always nice to be ahead of the curve

screenshot of the homepage for the why.bsky.team account.

user blocked by "the great ai-nft-crypto cull"

user blocking you

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just chris@fae-imposter· Apr 20

side-by-side photos of Rhea Ripley; one from 2017 in which she has blond hair in a high ponytail, minimal makeup, and is smiling; the second from 2022 in which she is a glowering goth in black hair, lipstick, and leather bra

just chris@fae-imposter· Apr 15

🎶somebody got a haircut🎶

wheaten cairn terrier wearing a blue collar and tags, sitting in front of a closet door and bookcase, staring intently at the human who still has french fries

just chris@fae-imposter· Apr 8

best star trek crew, wrong answers only

a drawing of krillin, gohan, super-saiyan goku, piccolo, and vegeta, with a large head of frieza hovering in the background, from dragonball z

just chris@fae-imposter· Mar 28

screen grab of a post by cait@cait.bsky.social

as a child i worked really hard to learn how to read and honestly im not sure it was worth it