FTJ
@fairytalejedi
Don't center on your anxieties, padawan. Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
#IncludeSplitStepPolite - Split, G-Man. You've bitten off more than you can chew, see? - That ain't no way to greet an agent of the United States government. - Oh, you want polite, do you? Fine. I'll send flowers to your funeral. Now step off!
15 comes into the kitchen this morning, says to me and my bff: Mesdames, dussé-je essayer de décider laquelle d'entre vous est la plus belle, je ne pourrais pas.
#IncludeTurnShoeUnited Turn - tourner United - uni Shoe - Where zee actuel fuck does "shoe" come from? Yours truly, France
#IncludeTurnShoeUnited She flicked her cigarette ash like she was turning the screw on a torture rack. United till death do us part meant only one thing to her: better him than me. If there was an award for widow of the year, this broad would be a shoe-in.
This Spain fan came to the World Cup to chew bubble gum and kick ass... and he's all out of bubble gum. 😎
#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage "There isn't just one. The Russians launched two Goldeneyes." "Why not launch another and make it a threesome." "That's below average, 007, even by your puerile standards."
#IncludeLaunchEyeAverage Those golden-brown eyes of hers were the kind you couldn't look away from. "I ain't looking for some average dick," she said. "If I wanted that, I woulda called the Pinkertons." Whatever yarn she was about to launch into, I was all ears.
« Si, par exemple, j’ai eu juste autant d’amour que toi de vertu, & c’est sûrement beaucoup dire, il n’est pas étonnant que l’un ait fini en même temps que l’autre. Ce n’est pas ma faute. »
I'm taking Kareem, primarily due to intelligence, learnedness, morality, ethics, good manners and his role in "Airplane!".
#WhenYoureFullOfHotAir start a bullshit religion (cravat optional, but preferred)
#MyFavouriteBurgerIs an Irish burger. And keep yer feckin hands off my chips, you wee scut!