Adam Cecil

@fakeadamcecil

currently: publishing audio fiction @localfiles.club || find me at adamcecil.com

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Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· 3d

Pretty grim to both sell and buy a radiation emergency med kit with a one-year expiration date and Buy Now Pay Later options.

amble
Radiation Emergency Kit
Oh Sh*t Kit
$345
The Oh Sh*t Kit is built for one specific emergency: radiation exposure. If the unthinkable happens, whether from an accident, disaster, or other radiological event, having the right medications on hand can make a critical difference in the earliest hours. Because when radiation is involved panic is optional, but preparation isn't.
• Includes essential emergency preparedness medications for radiological exposure scenarios
• Prescribed by a licensed medical provider
• Preparedness-focused support when immediate access to care may be limited

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· 5d

Peter Pan and his gang listening to the new Phoebe Bridgers

Screenshot from Euphoria. A young woman sitting in an auditorium says “Wait, is this fucking play about us?”

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· 22d

fucked up my meme

a blank white rectangle with the words “WATER” and “AIR” in impact font at the top and bottom, respectively

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Jul 10

Barry Keoghan's character in The Banshees of Inisherin saying "Well, there goes that dream."

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Jul 10

when John McEnroe "pops by" the BBC Radio 5 commentary box

guy ripping off his headphones in disgust

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Jun 8

omg I do buy $33 gaskets that leak oil—read me for filth!!

Hey bc,

Most King Kutter rotary tillers don’t die from age. They die from three preventable failures — including a $33 gasket that is leaks oil quietly until the side gearbox seizes.
Before you put the tiller back in the field, here’s the pre-season checklist worth running, and the parts to keep on the shelf.

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Jun 6

i bought the wrong tread pattern :(

$Hey bc, Two rubber tracks can look identical sitting on the warehouse floor — same width, same color, same tread — and one of them will de-track your machine the first time you push it into a rut. The difference comes down to five specs: width, pitch, link count, guide type, and tread pattern. Get the first four wrong and the track won't run. Get the fifth wrong and it'll run, but it'll chew itself apart in a fraction of the hours you paid for.$

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Jun 6

couple of weeks ago i got hit with a spam attack to my email that signed me up to hundreds of marketing lists in the span of a few days. i've mostly been able to delete & unsubscribe to all them, but i'm keeping my subscription to Broken Tractors, my new favorite marketing email list of all time

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· May 25

Meaco executives when they see a week of record high temperatures

Randall from Recess rubbing his hands and looking menacing in the bushes

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Apr 22

Today’s outing

Photo of the front of Prince Charles Cinema - board reads “AKIRA IN 4K FROM 17TH APRIL”

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Apr 9

While the physical properties of My First Crinkly Newspaper are a wonderful baby-friendly replica of a newspaper, I’m not impressed by the content and layout. Where’s the hard hitting reporting on that arm injury? What about the location of the cat cafe? A lot left desired in this household.

Front page of “Nursery Times, My First Crinkly Newspaper” baby toy detailing the A to Z of cats

An internal page of said crinkly newspaper, showing a layout that is unlike any newspaper you’ve ever experienced

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Mar 20

something mildly AI generated about this Uniqlo collab

a green t shirt with a cartoon of snoopy playing tennis. text on the shirt reads “PEANUTS” and “SNOOPY”

white t shirt with cartoon of Snoopy, a dog by the way, sitting at a school desk. the text reads “PEANUTS, Snoopy since 1950”

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Mar 15

The most outlandish part of 2001: A Space Odyssey is thinking the BBC would be able to support 12 channels. What’s the license fee in 2001?

A screenshot from 2001: A Space Odyssey showing an astronaut watching BBC 12 on a large screen while eating dinner from a tray.

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Mar 5

Thrilled to have played a small part in bringing THE SPACE WITHIN to life—the new season is available to listen to now, exclusively on Audible: www.audible.com/series/The-S...

Cover art for The Space Within 2, an Audible Original audiodrama with Jessica Chastain, Bobby Cannavale, Michael Shannon, Michael Stuhlbarg, Carmen Ejogo, and Mandy Patinkin

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Mar 3

new AIM away message just dropped

small plaque reading "THIS IS NOT A BROTHEL THERE ARE NO PROSTITUTES AT THIS ADDRESS"

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Mar 2

awesome

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Feb 24

thanks Google but I was looking for the Oklahoma lyrics

Al Overview

The assertion that a farmer and a cow can never be friends is scientifically and anecdotally incorrect. While historically viewed purely as livestock, cows are social, emotional creatures capable of forming bonds with humans.
Here are key points regarding the relationship between farmers and cows:

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Feb 7

Jeffrey Epstein? The Fortnite player?

Jim Downey discovers some bad news about Jeffrey Epstein

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Jan 23

very funny to me that A24 just made Marty Supreme hats for EVERY New York sports team. Just pick one! very “I support the troops. On all sides” energy

screenshot of the A24 mobile store for Marty Supreme showing a selection of orange baseball hats for various New York sports teams

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Nov 20

A screenshot of an Instagram reel from Letterboxd and ATP. Jannik Sinner has listed his four favorite films: Top Gun, Gladiator, F1, and Fast and Furious. With his head in his hand, he says “People are not going to agree on that.”

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Oct 17

#lastfour #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Oct 14

That’s awesome. I was concerned this streaming series completely threw out a millennia of dramatic theory. But now my concerns are assuaged.

A Google overview of a TV show that reads “A show that is dramatical in nature.”

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Sep 23

Jannik Sinner got an extra hour in the ball pit at DashCon

The tennis player Jannik Sinner relaxing in a small inflatable pool full of tennis balls in a photo posted to Instagram

Adam Cecil@fakeadamcecil· Aug 29

Must’ve been wild to be one of those folks at the Spider-Man cage match. A month later you start seeing him in the papers beating up petty criminals. “Spider-Man?” you’d think. “The amateur wrestler?”