“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· 3d I don't know, but I'd appreciate you telling us all, if you find out.
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· 8d Pretty sure he knows more about folding umbrellas than anybody.
Believe me. 🙄
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· Jul 12 I can hardly wait to read his new book.
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· Jul 10 Miller contemplating it’s lunch options.
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· Jun 23 They'd probably have staplers too... 🙄
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· Jun 16 I fear this may be a case of mistaken Identity.
I'm pretty sure this is Miller.
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· May 30 This is from April 2017.
Enough already.
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· May 21 "I am very strong and self-assured. So much so, that I sometimes use spray-on hair."
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· May 17 I thought it was going to be this one:
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· May 15 The orange thing may be the stupidest *person* in U.S. history.
I suppose that's some sort of achievement, though certainly not an enviable one.
“Fake Penguin”@fakepenguin· May 13 But at least he has a gorgeous complexion. 😬
