A vision that is an assault to any and all good judgment

I'm still guessing my executive team is ~6 weeks away from replacing me with this algorithm.

Remembering that only three kids came to my birthday party at DiscoveryZone in 1992.

What the hell this is the same damn Falcons analysis from every year the last decade

Back to back posts from WSJ about people quitting their high paying jobs and I can’t tell if the takeaway is it’ll be the most fulfilling decision I’d never regret or financial ruin forcing me to sweep floors into my 80s.

Thoughts from paradise: How the hell did Devonta miss that fucking block he ruined my whole fucking life

Sometimes you can identify a non-US employee just by their OOO.

Found the Marvel Mansion?

First bike ride in ~9 months. Took a picture.

Here’s to living forever

If you aren’t using AI, you are getting left behind. I’ve increased so many efficiencies by not having to read all these stupid texts.

Jesus Christ

Some days I can't even remember what the hell I did before AI.

Every thing I’ve ever seen from Chuck or Jeffries:

We never found who was digging bros like a lamp 😢

Jumping in the back of the Uber after the Falcons blow a 28-3 point lead

Super Bowl time what team you got coached by a guy who got beat out for the Falcons job by Raheem?

MAKE MATT RYAN HEAD OF ICE YOU COWARDS

Seeing a mock draft after my team already burned up its top pick

Walking out the Doc’s office and nothing weird going on here

Falcons playing for the last time this season

Falcons don’t play today

Or maybe just Ryan?