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An Abbreviated Family Dictionary

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I write the songs that make the whole world shrug. Relapsing poet.

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An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· 5d

Puddle says hi.

A black cat relaxing on a step.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· 6d

Charlie Brown and Lucy as Gregor Samsa and Greta from Kafka’s Metamorphosis. Lucy is yelling “Gregor, you blockhead!!”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· 13d

Like this.

Hand made yard sale sign advertising curated Y2K vintage and free refreshments.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· 21d

Sure, seeing Raytheon ads on my way to the movies is a cost of living here. But at least we get restaurant signs in Chinese, English, AND Russian.

Storefront and sign for СНОРТ, the creative salad company.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· 25d

COMEDY = 1/2 mv²

A fistful of banana peels = comedic potential.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jul 12

We’re at a diner in Eugene and our waitress was also at Vladirockstok in 1996.

A very 90s photo of a man standing beneath a banner that says “Vladirockstok 1996”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jun 23

A loathsome stick figure getting their head blown off by a cannonball fired by a stick figure yelling "Yippie-kai-ay, motherfucker!"

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jun 16

Pouring peroxide in the reflecting pool?

Doonesbury cartoon. In a football huddle, Boopsie is saying “Did you year me? ‘BABY DUCKS’!” and Zonker is thinking “Not baby ducks?!"

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jun 13

Movin’ kinda slow at the junction.

Workmen on a scaffold at the Kennedy Center. Taking their sweet time.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jun 5

Let’s all spend the day talking non-stop about Platter.

A person’s arms holding up a broken turkey platter against a backdrop of moving boxes.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· May 31

If you’re near the trolley park in Columbia Heights and you’re hungry for mussels, I have some good news for you.

A package containing two tasty cans of mussels sitting in the sun in a flowerbed near a sign the reads “please stay out of the flowerbeds”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· May 23

Star Trek the next generation ship in front of a planet. The episode title is “The Holodick Maneuver”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· May 16

A web site called "this to that" with the text "Because people have a need to glue things to other things" and a form for choosing what you want to attach, currently reading "Attach [me] to [you]." The button says "Let's Glue!"

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· May 16

Ozzie is judging your Saturday morning routine.

A fawn pug lying on a red robe, looking at the camera. In the background are pink flowers and a red and turquoise batik.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Apr 25

Cow tool adjacent.

An old hacksaw with a bolted on wooden handle.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 30

Good morning

Fawn pug sitting on a leg and resting her chin on her paw.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 29

Not a great place to buy copper, according to their Yelp reviews.

A brick store called “UR MART”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 29

Baby seal

A baby seal that looks a bit like a black pug.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 28

White dog looking guilty and wearing a gnawed through Hawaiian roll container with a sign reading “I said aloha to your thanksgiving rolls.”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 12

A fawn pug biting a toy as a black pug looks on. A speech balloon over the black pug says “Can you believe this shit?”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 5

But, Hal Jordan, no Lantern can defeat

A tube of Paodontax toothpaste. It’s non-whitening, as befits the power of the yellow light of fear. Works against rage lanterns though.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 3

DC sidewalks continue to ask the important questions.

Sidewalk with graffiti that reads “rdumb ppl hornier?”

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Mar 3

Hi, Beans. Here’s Olive.

A black pug giving the big eyes.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Feb 26

I think I figured out why my Internet was out.

The end of a fiber optic cable sitting unplugged in some gravel.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Feb 12

I missed national guitar day yesterday.

Not enough guitars. (Five guitars, a bass, and a banjo.)

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jan 20

Me too, little chair. Me too.

A red chair with a sign taped to it reading: Free Gratis. A little wobbly

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jan 20

A white dog with spots lounging on a bed.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jan 14

CROATAN

A small pumpkin sitting on a wall. There’s a word written on it in black marker. Maybe it is “Imiri”?

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Jan 4

I’ve seen lots of things on the streets of my DC neighborhood in boxes marked “FREE” but this is the saddest.

A manilla envelope from USAID.

An Abbreviated Family Dictionary@familydictionary· Dec 31

Please give her all the fish. And all the parmesan.

A white dog with black spots wearing a sign that says “I ate the parmesan. But I did not shoot the deputy.”

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